“Well, sir, if I could grow apples like that, I would call myself a gardener.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be religious to hear God, you just have to be willing, and there's a big difference between the… — Karyn Rae Copy Share Image
“Jary, Garge, Elane and Daved Pady emerge from the Lamborgini Veneno like sad clown's from the SICKEST clown car ever.” — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My first film was a comedy, but after that I went always into more heavier stuff. — Paul Verhoeven Copy Share Image
When love feels like magic, you call it destiny. When destiny has a sense of humor, you call it serendipity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
While I wouldn't say that I'm going to do another Disney TV show, I would like to do another comedy or something… — Ross Lynch Copy Share Image
I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Just trying to tell the truth about, you know, the struggle of - being alive is funny, it's just inherently tragic and… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
I want to do more drama. Comedy is the path of least resistance for my company. People know we can do them.… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
“I couldn't handle more railing against Alexi. He'd been a wreck recently. Before I could stop myself I blurted out the rumor… — Shannon Delany Copy Share Image
“Maxwell D. Kalist is a receiving teller at a city bank, Orwell and Finch, where he runs an efficient department of twenty… — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You either have chemistry or you don't, but a lot of what attracts me is a guy's mind and humor and talent.… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
“Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants.” — Susan McBride Copy Share Image
As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I think, in our darkest moments, you have to find the humor, and you have to find the lightness. — Corey Hawkins Copy Share Image
I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“...Bad leaders are known to destroy one, more or even all of the foundations of their people’s way of life...” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
2 blondes go to disneyland the sign said Disneyland left so they went home and cried — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.” — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that Zac Effron showed up at my door shirtless with a bouquet of flowers..yep, I’m still waiting on… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
“This approach is refreshing because most of the programming books I've read are drier than a camel's fart.” — Alan Dipert Copy Share Image
When a Boy could get to a girl sense of humor, she has no defense but to fall for him !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The akward moment when you are playing rock paper scissors and you lose and you think to yourself 'i shoud have picked… — Lauren Copy Share Image
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm at my best when I'm at my funniest and most observational comedy is topical. But anything forced, it stings or reads… — Matty Healy Copy Share Image
I know comedy; I know how to do crazy, off-the-wall stuff that makes me laugh out loud. — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never… — Diane Castle Copy Share Image
“How can you wish on a turkey wishbone with a man who is capable of correcting a love letter?” — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
“Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. ' Excuse me? ” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
