“Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead.” — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.” — Ilyas Kassam Copy Share Image
“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in… — John Cheese Copy Share Image
“Have a little sociological beano. As you said - in sociology one can do anything and call it work.” — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there's that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious -_- — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“if you keep looking for what’s wrong you might just miss the very thing that’s right. I want it to be about… — John Williams Copy Share Image
“Agent Smith, a lady is never late, everyone is simply early.” I said back, paraphrasing something I saw on a 20/20 special.… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
One thing I've found that's really helpful in our relationship is that she's [Anna Faris] very normal. And I don't mean ordinary… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“I've been following the noble profession of hermiting here for nigh on fifty-seven years, practising piety, sobriety, celibacy and the pursuit of… — terry pratchett Copy Share Image
“On the ground, Cash gave a signal, and all the guys lined up by the pool. In unison, they stripped off their… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
Humor is a show of both strength and of vulnerability: you are willing to make the first move but you are trusting… — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
“ Speaking Italian Italian is a Romance language, meaning that it is based on Latin, the language of ancient Rome. Spanish, French,… — Jean F. Blashfield Copy Share Image
Comedy is great in that it's accessible to someone like me, from a low socioeconomic background, struggling in life. The gatekeepers are… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl… — John Blutarsky Copy Share Image
“And somebody might now want to ask me, "Can't you ever be serious?" The answer is, "No.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy. — Marie Corelli Copy Share Image
“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” — Nick Helm Copy Share Image
“All of you who think you know it all are starting to piss off those of us who do.” — DE Overman Copy Share Image
“Talk to me about your plans, Bram,” Ailean said as he walked into the hall. “Come back to the war room.” “You… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I thought all comedy was stupid. I went to watch a friend do stand-up and I thought absolutely everyone was terrible. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“Gran follows recipes by looking at picture—to the eye, delicious; to the tongue, boiled socks. Makes you wanna cry really.” — Simon Cheshire Copy Share Image
Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. — Sergio Aragones Copy Share Image
“The editor will be an extension of your hand; the keys will sing as they slice their way through text and thought.” — Andrew Hunt Copy Share Image
“An autobiography is inherently incomplete unless the last page is written on the eve of the author's demise.” — Dan Makaon Copy Share Image
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
“Extroverts communicate well with others, Introverts communicate well with themselves” — pablo Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Janala is a fool, just bright enough to be proud of the wits she has, but stupid enough to be unaware of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.” — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
A good comedy's very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy. — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it's not funny, they'll let you know. — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
“After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a… — Timothy Schaffert Copy Share Image
![“One thing I've found that's really helpful in our relationship is that she's [Anna Faris] very normal. And I don't mean ordinary - I mean, she doesn't act like a big star or a comic icon or anything like that. She's really down-to-earth and sweet, and we do talk about comedy, about movies, about…” quote by Chris Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/468/chris-pratt-7482_anna_one-thing-i-ve-found-that-s-really-helpf_2590130.jpg)
