“When you're dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future.” — Mimi Strong Copy Share Image
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. — Julian Huxley Copy Share Image
Comedy is very tough to do, it never gets the awards but it's the toughest task. — Jitendra Kumar Copy Share Image
You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
“The most acrobatic thing that goes on here is a synchronized hair flip.” — Louise Rozett Copy Share Image
“Though we say, Love is something that knows no boundary and needs no agreement but Money can do everything…” — Ranu Das Copy Share Image
It's really hard to be all serious in the tango and not break into laughter. — Laurie Hernandez Copy Share Image
“More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.” — Donald Gorman Copy Share Image
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm the ultimate studier of comedy. I grew up in a very funny household. My dad is the king of one-liners; my… — Susan Kelechi Watson Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
A few years ago we colonised this place with some of our finest felons, thieves, muggers, alcoholics and prostitutes, a strain of… — Ian Wooldridge Copy Share Image
Indulging in unrestrained and immoderate laughter is a sign of intemperance, of a want of control over one's emotions, and of failure… — Saint Basil Copy Share Image
Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley… — Carolyn Jones Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. If the sparks… — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“That's brilliant." "I thought so. But I'm glad you agree. It will make this journey much more pleasant if you are impressed… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“Liebenthal's camping, and he's got more dakka than you. You're fucked if you go in together." --Claire Ashecroft” — Matthew Graybosch Copy Share Image
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“You know, when you look into the Guru's eyes you're just seeing yourself. If you see the Guru, then you're missing the… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Misery is the stuff of comedy, if one can just live long enough to get over it. — Charles Platt Copy Share Image
“Have a smile on your face for everyone you meet, and a plan to kill them.” — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
I like horror; I like comedy; I like drama; I like action; I like female heroes. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“In this section you will learn how to use the tools the way that I think you will choose to use them… — Alan John Richardson Copy Share Image
“The Egyptians enjoyed a great variety of diseases, though they had to die of them without knowing their Greek names.” — Will Durant Copy Share Image
“In fact, some people use humour so habitually that it is hard for them to remain serious for any length of time.” — Margaret Hough Copy Share Image
Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I don't know what the next acting job will be. I would love to do a comedy. — Rebecca Mader Copy Share Image
In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are… — Tim Crouch Copy Share Image
Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They said her duck recipe and the Chinese music were so dramatic everything else sounded anemic.” — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
I am convinced that tough villains help make a comedy sparkle because they provide a contrast to the funny guys. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
In Tantric Zen you can be humorous and make fun of anything or you can be very serious. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Technology can't eliminate the need for people going to want to go out and see theater and standup comedy. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Comedy, if it didn't save my life, certainly gave me a very different life. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
“Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Children have an easier ability to tap into the surreal than adults do, in a funny kind of way. — Julie Taymor Copy Share Image
