I have a good sense of humor. I'm confident, passionate and honest. I'm a people person. — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience. — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
“Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn’t a form I would’ve bet on...” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it’s only some bugger with a torch bringing… — David Brent Copy Share Image
“he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“That really pissed me off, because I am worth it, goddamn it!” “I know you—” “Still talking here!” — Robin L. Rotham Copy Share Image
“I can't believe you said that about fire ants and thunderstorms! You are such a Houstonist!” — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the… — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
I had a Jackson 5 wig that I would wear around, and I would do, like, the dances from the Jackson 5,… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“So he said to young Sam: "if you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under Demonic & Farmyard… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I could see how people get addicted to animation, and I understand why it's so great for comedy. You can do whatever… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“It’s often said when a baby is born so is a grandparent; well, for me it turned out that when I was… — Lisa A. Tortorello Copy Share Image
He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I don't think so much about verbal comedy. I always think about visual comedy. I was raised watching silents, and I'm always… — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
You can't know because everybody's got a different opinion and you might think 'Oh my God, this is amazing,' and people don't… — Mena Suvari Copy Share Image
“A roster,for example, is a lovely machine - who doesn't love its warm, crispy ejaculations?” — Robert Brockway Copy Share Image
“Good morning, Meroe,' I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. 'Might I interest you in today's special, pre-floured kitten?” — Kerry Greenwood Copy Share Image
Fleabag' is its own genre. It isn't comedy. It isn't drama. It isn't even tragi-comedy. — Sian Clifford Copy Share Image
Now, with the success of musical comedy like the Mighty Boosh, Flight of the Conchords and Bo Burnham, I feel vindicated. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Nobody gets into comedy because they feel like they're cool and funny. If they do, they're megalomaniacs. — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
“Izzy had always been raised to believe that “please” was a magic word. She’d been misled. Apparently, the magic word was “dinner.” — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
I consider myself a disciple of Norman Lear. And one of the things he did was topic-driven humor. — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
Being Indian, you won't be surprised to learn that your life is an Open Book! — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
The British civil service ... is a beautifully designed and effective braking mechanism. — Shirley Williams Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
“Why isn’t everyone praying all the time? Who cares why everyone isn’t praying all the time – you pray all the time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“NASA spent millions of dollars inventing the ball-point pen so they could write in space. The Russians took a pencil.” — Will Chabot Copy Share Image
In many countries there are particular places to which devils more especially resort. In Prussia there is an infinite number of evil… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE I have so much to do today. I can’t possibly get it all done, so I’m not going to… — Chocolate Waters Copy Share Image
You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.' — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Comedy has changed with the times, thank God - slowly, oh my lord, slowly - but it has. — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
“You can only fight one man at a time with a sword, but, with a pen, you can compose a lecture to… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“Congrats, bro. You've just sold your soul to the devil. Wait. You don't have a soul.” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
Like comedy, horror has an ability to provoke thought and further the conversation on real social issues in a very powerful way. — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
People think I'm a very serious actor, which I am. But you know, if you don't have a sense of humor doing… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
