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“So he said to young Sam: "if you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under Demonic & Farmyard Animals (Lost) Act of 1804. They will swing into action with keenness and speed. Your cow will be found. If it has been impersonating other animals, it may be arrested. If you are a stupid…” quote by Terry Pratchett
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““So he said to young Sam: "if you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under Demonic & Farmyard Animals (Lost) Act of 1804. They will swing into action with keenness and speed. Your cow will be found. If it has been impersonating other animals, it may be arrested. If you are a stupid person, do not look for your cow yourself. Never try to milk a chicken. It hardly ever works.””

Terry Pratchett

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The absurd law illustrates bureaucratic absurdity, urging common sense over blind adherence to outdated rules.

In simple terms: Absurd law shows bureaucratic folly.

Key Takeaway

Question and modern outdated regulations.

Themes

bureaucracy absurdity common sense

Mood

humorous critical

Type

satirical inspirational

When to use this quote

  • government work
  • legal practice
  • everyday problem solving

Key Concepts

law satire social critique

Questions to Reflect On

  • When should we challenge nonsensical rules?
  • How does satire reveal systemic flaws?
A Different Perspective

Blind obedience can cause harm.

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