Foghorn Leghorn

This boys more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Now I wonder what ol busy body widow hen is up to.

— Foghorn Leghorn

I made a funny son and youre not laughin.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Love that dog..love that dog

— Foghorn Leghorn

That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

— Foghorn Leghorn

I keep pitchin em and you keep missin em.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Pay attention, boy, Im cuttin but you aint bleedin!

— Foghorn Leghorn

I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Stop, I say stop it boy, youre doin alot of choppin but no chips are flyin.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Thats the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin his mouth off.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered, for, for just such an emergency.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas, no curves.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Whats, I say whats the big idea wrappin a lariat around my adams apple.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Now what, I say whats the big idea bashin me on the noggin with a rollin pin!

— Foghorn Leghorn

I say, boy, pay attention when Im talkin to ya, boy.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Hmmm, bare, I say bare as a cooch dancers midriff.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Youre way off, I say youre way off this time son!

— Foghorn Leghorn

Hes so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Go, I say go away boy, you bother me.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.

— Foghorn Leghorn

His muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Fortunately I always keep a spare in my locker.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That kids about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys as timid as a canary at a cat show.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap, full of mice

— Foghorn Leghorn

Whats it all about boy, elucidate!

— Foghorn Leghorn

That dogs like taxes, he just dont know when to stop.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Oh, that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Nice boy but hes got more nerve than a bum tooth.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Boys gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin it off.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Now what, I say whats the big idea bashin me in the bazooka that-a-way boy!

— Foghorn Leghorn

That, I say that dogs busier than a centipede at a toe countin contest.

— Foghorn Leghorn

You know there might, I say there just might be a market for bottled duck.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Pay attention to me boy! Im not just talkin to hear my head roar.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That dog, I say that dogs strictly GI, gibberin idiot that is.

— Foghorn Leghorn