Death Quotes by Terry Pratchett

“SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.”

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“I could lend you a very fast horse" - Death”

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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !

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I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.

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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ. —Death

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“THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME”

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death.

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Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.

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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”

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People's whole lives do pass in front of their eye before dying. The process is called "Living

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“DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.”

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He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

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“Its the same everywhere. If you want big grief, look to the ladies.”

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“DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE. -Death”

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“Sometimes I get nice letters from people who know they're due to meet him (Death) soon, and hope I've got him right.…

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...no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away... The span of someone's life, they say, is…

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Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured to death years before. Or as soon as it was…

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It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could…

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“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”

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I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while? Death thought about it Cats,…

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“I WAS NOT EXPECTING A NAC MAC FEEGLE TODAY, said Death. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE WORN PROTECTIVE CLOTHING, HA HA.”

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Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not…

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Previous generations understood about death, and undoubtedly would have seen a reasonable amount of death. Once you get into the Victorian era,…

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“One minute walking along, the next minute dead. Why?" THINK OF IT BEING MORE... DIMENSIONALLY DISADVANTAGED. "Yes. I know." Beano relaxed, and…

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“Was that what it was really like to be alive? The feeling of darkness dragging you forward? How could they live with…

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“Death stood alone, watching the wheat dance in the wind. Of course, it was only a metaphor. People were more than corn.…

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There is always a choice." "You mean I could choose certain death?" "A choice nevertheless, or perhaps an alternative. You see I…

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The Four Horsemen whose Ride presages the end of the world are known to be Death, War, Famine, and Pestilence. But even…

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“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by…

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It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?" THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. "Is it like this every night?"…

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“But she’s going to have a lot of problems." THAT’S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. SO I’M TOLD. I WOULDN’T KNOW, OF…

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ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE…

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“Death paused, his hand on the spine of the book. And why do you think I directed you to the stables? think…

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“His eyeless skull took in the line of costumes, the waxy debris of the makeup table. His empty nostrils snuffed up the…

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“He took his hands off the oars and pulled in the mooring rope. If I make a couple of loops, he thought,…

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“The Patrician took a sip of his beer. “I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will…

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“Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!" "Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered…

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Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS…

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“The road, Hwel felt, had to go somewhere. This geographical fiction has been the death of many people. Roads”

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