Universe Quotes by Terry Pratchett

“ONE DAY IT WILL BE THE SEED OF A NEW UNIVERSE.”

— Terry Pratchett

So much universe, and so little time.

— Terry Pratchett

“The Universe is a lot more complicated than it looks from the outside.”

— Terry Pratchett

The universe was bad enough without people poking it.

— Terry Pratchett

“Nothing-to-see is what most of the universe consists of.”

— Terry Pratchett

We live in a science fiction universe. We have done for a long time.

— Terry Pratchett

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.

— Terry Pratchett

Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.

— Terry Pratchett

“You could say to the universe this is not fair. And the universe would say: Oh, isn’t it? Sorry.”

— Terry Pratchett

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to…

— Terry Pratchett

“There was no universe, anywhere, where a Sam Vimes would give in on this, because if he did then he wouldn't be…

— Terry Pratchett

He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.

— Terry Pratchett

“The Universe contains everything and nothing. There is very little everything. And more nothing than you can possibly imagine.”

— Terry Pratchett

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

— Terry Pratchett

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could,…

— Terry Pratchett

Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.

— Terry Pratchett

Credulous: having views about the world, the universe and humanity's place in it that are shared only by very unsophisticated people and…

— Terry Pratchett

And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins…

— Terry Pratchett

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a…

— Terry Pratchett

...the proliferation of luminous fungi or iridescent crystals in deep caves where the torchlessly improvident hero needs to see is one of…

— Terry Pratchett

“You could say to the universe, this is not fair. And the universe would say: Oh, isn´t it? Sorry. You could save…

— Terry Pratchett

I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to…

— Terry Pratchett

But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started…

— Terry Pratchett

“It doesn’t prove anything very much except that the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you…

— Terry Pratchett

The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your…

— Terry Pratchett

Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They…

— Terry Pratchett

Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me…

— Terry Pratchett

The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in…

— Terry Pratchett

The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that the accumulation of money is a great evil…

— Terry Pratchett

Cutangle: While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'you see, and at least I know I'm bewildered…

— Terry Pratchett

It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of…

— Terry Pratchett

“You want fantasy? Here's one... There's this species that lives on a planet a few miles above molten rock and a few…

— Terry Pratchett

Any sensible ruler would have killed off Leonard, and Lord Vetinari was extremely sensible and often wondered why he had not done…

— Terry Pratchett

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

— Terry Pratchett

[...] the awesome splendor of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of…

— Terry Pratchett

As a species, we are forever sticking our finger into the electric socket of the universe to see what will happen next.

— Terry Pratchett

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I…

— Terry Pratchett

“The Universe isn’t just a light show, they keep it running during the day too.”

— Terry Pratchett

Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck…

— Terry Pratchett

Ye ken, we've been robbin' and running aroound on all kinds o' worlds for a lang time, and I'll tell ye this:…

— Terry Pratchett