Death Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“No shit, there's worse ways to be dead than dying.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

We live and we die and anything else is just a delusion.

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I don't want to die without any scars.

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The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

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“Every evening, I died, and every evening, I was born.”

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Life is short, death is forever

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“Believe in me and you shall die, forever.”

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It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.

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If nothing else, there's comfort in recognising that no matter how much we fail and sin, death will limit our suffering.

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“If she was going to die, Marla didn't want to know about it.”

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Meeting authors is kind of the death of the characters. That is always heartbreaking.

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A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death.

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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.

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You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.

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“Death isn't the end of peril. There are deaths beyond death. Like it or not, death isn't the end of anything.”

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I think that I am responsible for the death of thousands of things and for the misery of thousands of people, just…

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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow…

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A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?" "Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a…

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If it is the case that love does survive death, then you may consider this to be a happy ending. Boy meets…

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Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will…

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This isn’t really death,’ Tyler says. ‘We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old.’ I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say,…

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“Amber saw getting infected as the ultimate commitment. Like her and the guy would be doomed to be with each other. Looking…

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“The shortest distance between two points is a time line, a schedule, a map of your time, the itinerary for the rest…

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In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagnosed with lung cancer. That…

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“Here's one night when I control the chaos. I participate with the doom I can't control. I'm dancing with the inevitable, and…

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Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of…

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Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they…

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As a culture, we believe that if we kill something, we've killed the issue. That's why so many books end with death,…

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“The precious gift of life must be preserved no matter now painful and pointless it seemed. Peace, I told them, is a…

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“You count the facts and it's so depressing. I can only eat baby food. My best friend screwed my fiancé. My fiancé…

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I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied…

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“Prepare to evacuate soul in ten, in nine, eight. Chloe's splashing through the ankle-deep back-up of renal fluid from her failed kidneys.…

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“Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past…

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“Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the…

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I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, Why?…

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“Death is a long process," Archer says. "Your body is just the first part of you that croaks." Meaning: Beyond that, your…

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I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.

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Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

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“Grace says, "We all die." She says, "The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”

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