I sometimes think humor and satire are more effective techniques for expressing social statements than direct comment. — Kristin Hunter Copy Share Image
“You have to be out of your mind. What kind of clinic lets people operate on themselves?” “Well, Suture Self.” ” — Steve Bates Copy Share Image
Another relative?" Valek asked. A broad smile stretched Moon Man's lips. "Yes. I am her mother's uncle's wife's third cousin. — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway? — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other... — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Everyone thinks that it was the big strong caveman who got the girl, and for the most part, that may have been… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“And the lives of these old black women were synthesized in their eyes- a puree of tragedy and humor, wickedness and serenity,… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. The wisdom of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Well, they came the day after you did, but they made me angry, so I sent them away." Noah did not understand.… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
“...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss..." Both of us turned, watching as Chubs twisted around in his seat and settled… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“She giggled, then popped a lollipop back in her mouth. “Okay, before you tell me no, I already cleared it with Ash.”… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business… — Grenville Kleiser Copy Share Image
“It shows something, though: if you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.” — Josh Bazell Copy Share Image
Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.” — Tom Morrison Copy Share Image
The thing about my comedy is that I'm so comfortable with my disability that you don't have a right to be uncomfortable. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour. — Christopher Plummer Copy Share Image
“WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE! Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one. Night Pleasures” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes." Has anyone told you you have the maturity level of a four-year-old?” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope." ” — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?" — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light. — Edwin Percy Whipple Copy Share Image
“Mark Twain said, "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Dorsey Bing said, "I'll take womankind's greatest blessing: more wine.” — CeCe Osgood Copy Share Image
THERE ARE TWO THINGS that don't have to mean anything, one is music and the other is laughter. — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
A baby's laughter is the most BEAUTIFUL sounds in the world.. Unless its 3AM, your home alone, and you don't have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into the fruit salad.” — Caroline Hutton Copy Share Image
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“The broker said the stock was "poised to move." Silly me, I thought he meant up.” — Randy Thurman Copy Share Image
“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Laughter brings in a special friendship. Laughter brings in love and laughter brings in a new wonderful life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there. You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
“The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?” — Blackadder E Copy Share Image
All people are sad clowns. That's the key to comedy - and it's a buffer against reality. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
