“It’s just kind of a big deal, is all.” “Well, I’m kind of a big deal.” A smile spread across his face.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“At least yours talks," Elysia said, irritably shoving a fry into her mouth. "Mine just stares. Like a cow.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye," Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun.” — Gina Damico Fun Copy Share Image
“What about me? I'll be okay in here. The Afterlife may be second-best cheesecake, but it's still cheesecake.” — Gina Damico Afterlife Copy Share Image
“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“What colour was her scythe?" "Sadly, I wasn't able to take the time to appreciate its subtle hues as it tore through… — Gina Damico Time Copy Share Image
“Driggs, stop it.” “What?” “You’re trying to get me to talk about my feelings.” “So?” “So you’re not Oprah. Leave me alone.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed” — Gina Damico Humour Copy Share Image
“I was a teenage boy once too, you know," Uncle Mort said, popping back up. "I know what your brain looks like.… — Gina Damico Teenage Copy Share Image
“Next thing Driggs knew, Lex was rummaging around in the closet. 'Are you looking for your sanity?' he called after her. 'Because… — Gina Damico Heart Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort after explaining to Lex and Driggs that the ether, Elixir, and other things affects fertility: That doesn't mean you get… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Five minutes later she had rearranged them into several words, none of which made any sense. "Nosy tennis?" she said. "No, wait.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“No, I mean the key," he said. "It's made of bone." Lex raised an eyebrow. "As in ivory?" "As in human." She… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to… — Gina Damico Best friend Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will… — Gina Damico Scorch Copy Share Image
“Should she go on? Or drop it? Maybe this was one of those things that people should keep to themselves, like a… — Gina Damico Music Copy Share Image
“The list of scars my students have sustained at the hand of your daughter grows longer each week. Poor Logan Hochspring's arm… — Gina Damico Children Copy Share Image
“Lex studied her. "Wait a sec. You're happy here?" The expression on Cordy's face confirmed this. "Not gonna lie, Lex. It's pretty… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on… — Gina Damico Rocket science Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort pounded on the ceiling of the basement. "I sense affection!" he yelled. "Knock it off, you two!" Scowling at the… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“And as much as I'd love to continue exploring the existential implications of Damning roadkill, the truth is" - he plunged his… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Hey, one week, huh, Lex?" he said, tossing her a Cuff. "Here's your graduation gift." "Sweet." she slid it onto her wrist.… — Gina Damico Graduation Copy Share Image
“Driggs whispered to Lex out of the side of his mouth as they walked, "I never got grounded before you came here."… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort glanced at Pandora, then back at the Juniors. "Okay, kids. Brace yourselves. And try not to yell too much." Elysia's… — Gina Damico Gina-damico Copy Share Image
“What?" he asked. "Nothing. Your bony hands of death amuse me, that's all." "Wait until yours look the same," he said, preparing… — Gina Damico Death Copy Share Image
“You know,” she said to Ferbus, “I’ve been thinking.” “Well, there’s a first time for everything.” Not in the mood for his… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Here's the thing,' he said, his face strained. 'It's just that I've been treading really carefully around you and this whole Cordy… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“And speaking of Terms, we need to set a few ground rules here with...this," he said, clearing his throat and gesturing at… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“It suddenly occurred to both Driggs and Lex, in that very same instant, that neither of them wanted anything more in the… — Gina Damico Full moon Copy Share Image
“Then something happened in the next two seconds, but neither Lex nor Driggs would be able to recall exactly what. All they… — Gina Damico First kiss Copy Share Image
“For a moment she could have sworn she was standing in one of those history-comes-alive museums--the kind that feature animatronic robots, the… — Gina Damico Children Copy Share Image
“You lied to me!" "You're going to have to be more specific. What did I lie to you about this time?” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“The sanest member of the party is always the first to lose it. That's how you know they are on the right… — Gina Damico Right track Copy Share Image
“Ah, bribery." He grinned at his niece. "is there anything it can't do?” — Gina Damico Bribery Copy Share Image
“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.” — Gina Damico Animal Copy Share Image
“Ferbus rammed his hands over his ears. "Floating head is loud," he complained. "Make stop.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
