“Just because it’s the biggest secret in the history of the world doesn’t make it any less true.” — Gina Damico History Copy Share Image
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“And I got myself a camel," Cordy finished with a smile. Lex stared at her. "Why?" "Duh, Lex, because I can .” — Gina Damico Camel Copy Share Image
“He exuded the air of someone who hated this earth and everything on it and would be much happier if it just… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“The-what? You went over my head?" "It wasn't easy, I assure you," said Uncle Mort, shifting the car into gear. "That thing… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“And what in the name of all this is disturbing did you mean when you said you're going to teach me how… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“But they were her parents! Putting up with all of her crap was their official job - they couldn't wriggle out of… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Do something!" Norwood told him. "Do what?" Uncle Mort's face was furious. "Fly up there and get it? You bring your broomstick,… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go around telling people about these shocks of yours." "Why not?" Lex asked. "It's like announcing to the would you… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Are we going to unload these things?" she asked, a trace of nervousness creeping into her voice. "They're starting to gross me… — Gina Damico Nervousness Copy Share Image
“you've been back here in my presence for two agonizing hours now, and if we don't properly make out soon, I'm going… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“After a minute or so, Lex pushed him away. "Stop." "Why?" He looked horrified. "What's wrong?" "Nothing-" "Was it that thing I… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“So here's the deal: You will sleep in separate bedrooms. You will leave your doors open at all times. You will keep… — Gina Damico Love Copy Share Image
“A crash of cymbals exploded in her ear. She opened her eyes to behold Driggs clanging them vigorously, a mischievous grin on… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts… — Gina Damico Children Copy Share Image
“Lex froze. "What boy?" "That boy I saw you with, before you came up to ring the bell. The windows of this… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be… — Gina Damico Food Copy Share Image
“Driggs, wake up." she shook him. "Driggs!" "Whaaat?" he groaned, squinting. "Why again? With the shaking?" She held up the scrap. "I… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Driggs gave her a reproachful look, but she didn’t care. She threw herself backwards, did a little flip, then floated to the… — Gina Damico Life Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something right now, something that I don't want you ever to forget: Starbucks is an abomination." Lex was… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Hang on," Driggs said as Lex pulled out Bone's note. "She might be right." Lex gave him a look. "You don't have… — Gina Damico Moon Copy Share Image
“Um, sweetums?" Driggs piped up. Lex blew a sweaty clump of hair off her forehead. "What did you just call me?" He… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Ghosts can't become solid, Lex thought. Ghosts can't throw cheese balls! And then: That might be the weirdest sentence I've ever thought.” — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Poison? Drugs?" "No chemical works that instantly. You saw the guy - it looked like he was still reading his program." "Then… — Gina Damico Fairy dust Copy Share Image
“Ferbus stared in wonder. "He's like a bag of microwave popcorn." Driggs finally spoke, his voice equally amazed. "But popcorn tends to… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Smack me if we ever get that awful.” “But I smack you so often,” she said, “how will you know that’s what… — Gina Damico Humor Copy Share Image
“Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go… — Gina Damico Humor Copy Share Image
“And you're going to help me find it." "Oh, really?" he replied with a wry grin. "Why's that?" "Because you promised to… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“The festivities were broken up by Pandora, who lobbed a scoop of ice cream at Lex that landed on the table with… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“What about a warning system?" Heloise said. "The entire encounter lasted less than five seconds, Hel. I doubt that even with your… — Gina Damico Time Copy Share Image
“Then it was suggested that, in honor of the people who were giving our company so much trouble, I stop by an… — Gina Damico Business Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, love doesn't always beat out the fear." "Sometimes it does," he replied with a smile, pecking her on the nose.… — Gina Damico Fear Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Friendship Copy Share Image
“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Hey there cutie," he said. "What's your name?" Lex rolled her eyes and turned toward the window. "Kill me." "Kimmy? I'm Steve,"… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“When I accepted an internship at DV8, I knew it wasn’t going to lead to a Pulitzer. The network isn’t what you’d… — Gina Damico Journalism Copy Share Image
“She wished, as almost all kids wish at one point or another, that she could turn into a pterodactyl and fly away… — Gina Damico Childhood dream Copy Share Image
“Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?" "And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed. 'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus. Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you , Captain Overused Expression.' 'No, thank… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“We were just showering," Lex muttered. "Of course," Uncle Mort said. "Everyone knows how impossible it is to zestfully clean without assistance.” — Gina Damico Uncle Copy Share Image
