“That was like watching my dad French-kiss a raccoon-I feel violated on so many levels.” — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
“Berbicara soal pelet, dulu selalu berhubungan dengan bogem mentah, tetapi kini pelet hanya sebatas pakan ikan.” — Ali Zaenal Copy Share Image
I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community. — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said Carrot. 'Why does he get depressed?' 'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350” — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Sundown' is a horror comedy film that quite frankly deserves to be spun into a full movie. Just imagine 'Shaun of the… — Jason Johnson Copy Share Image
“From Kari Gregg's "What Rough Beast" {Elliot} blinked when a blade speared neatly through the master's chest from the rear. "Got him,"… — Kari Gregg Copy Share Image
“He is not my father. The thought leapt unbidden to Jon's mind. Lord Eddard Stark is my father. I will not forget… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
It's always the girl comedy and the guy comedy. It bums me out. You'd think there'd be a progression, from James L.… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
“If there were a Jessica Chase instruction manual, it would be written backwards in Arabic Pig Latin and twelve thousand pages long… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even… — Drew Fuller Copy Share Image
“Remember these, Sons! Truth presented with tenderness enriches the soul of man and enhances humanity in the process. A Franco-Cameroonian relation based… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own.” — Evgeny Shvarts Copy Share Image
I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Fine, I'll teach you,' 'Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
Humor is not a sign of weakness. In fact, humor can be your greatest asset in the face of tragedy. — Lee Corso Copy Share Image
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earlier, in my career, I was part of many comedy films and not too happy with the work I got. — Rimi Sen Copy Share Image
Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“The greatest proof that the Bible is inspired is that it has withstood so much bad preaching!” — Archibald Thomas Robertson Copy Share Image
“Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“God, she was convinced, would look the other way. It was Christmas after all.” — Dahlia Schweitzer Copy Share Image
“And I doubt they'll figure out our plan, since we can barely understand it ourselves.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“If our school ever performed a play about the French Revolution, she could play the guillotine.” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“There's a mathematics to nesting, I'm sure, that explains how length of stay + space available = accumulating way too much stuff.” — Amy Elizabeth Smith Copy Share Image
It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man. — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But stinging nettles: They just love existing, don't they? They're bastards. Stinging nettles are the Nazis of the weed world.” — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Sometimes I may paint myself into a corner, but you should see the exquisite details and colors. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“A nose is ordinarily naked. A nose isn’t nipple, although there are similarities.” — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
