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Andy Dick

(1965) Television Actor

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Andy Dick is a television actor.

Quick Facts About Andy Dick

Born: December 21, 1965
Profession: Television Actor

About Andy Dick

American comedian and actor... | Andrew Roane Dick is an American actor and comedian. Dick was born in Charleston, South Carolina, and joined The Second City and studied improvisational theater. Dick has had a long career as a stand-up comedian; he has appeared throughout the United States, has released several comedy albums, and h

Quotes by Andy Dick

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

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I was a bad boy as a child.

Bad boy

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It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

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I have a very dark sense of humor.

Comedy

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I believed in God my whole life.

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People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

Hate

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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Comedy

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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

Age

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It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.

Easily offended

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I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?

Being

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I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

Girl

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I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

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Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I…

Effort

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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so…

Childhood

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The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not…

Advice

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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive…

Cry

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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing…

Bisexual

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In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be…

Being

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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this…

Communication

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I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every…

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I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're…

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The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets…

Movie

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I don't like the word power, because I don't really care about power. No, that's not what it is. I like that…

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I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, I think I'm a crazy…

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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped.…

Christian

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Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win…

Authority

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He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey,…

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I went to network on a handful of pilots, and going to network is the most stressful situation anybody can ever be…

Care

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I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy.

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There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

Atheist

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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

God

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Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

Guilt

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There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will…

Addiction

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I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you…

Brain

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I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.

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I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Comedy

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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and…

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I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should…

Alive

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