Much of the best humor is found in the frequently tragic reality of human experience. — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
The more cerebral, slightly darker comedy stuff is where I love to live. — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
“I know they say that a stiff dick has no conscience, but I tell you now that some cunts have teeth...” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I like a certain style of show, I like a certain pace, I like a rhythm, I like a lot of comedy… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Marx Marvelous is going to break the genius machine when he grows up. That's what everyone said. He hasn't, of course.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“How old is he, Uncle?” “Young whipper-snapper, just twenty-three.” Twenty-three! He’d never die off. The town would vote for him and then… — Anne Garboczi Evans Copy Share Image
I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“Take my advice,” Victor said and Nate’s eyes shifted to him again, “get the girl pregnant. It worked for me with Laura.”… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“We both know the world would be better off without heroes. Without villains. Without any of us, getting in the way of… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
The interesting part about 'Iron Sky' was crowdfunding. It was financed in a very special new way. Timo Vuorensola is an amazing,… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
“People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Forgiveness comes from within. If you have said and done things for which you cannot forgive yourself, then surely you are already… — Michael McGinty Copy Share Image
“But if you must know, your moon here is rather more powerful than the ones around my own world.” “The moon?” said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
“Whenever, it comes for a boy to buy for a boy, he does not have money, and when it comes for a… — Piyush Naik Copy Share Image
“Not that I did, bang her that is. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, how could I ever be sure about something like… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“The most diplomatic statement you can use for the person you hate: "If I would have water, and you would be on… — Tuba Javed Copy Share Image
“Jesse reached into a bottom drawer and brought out a bottle of... oh, hey, single-malt scotch. Some SOFs did know how to… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.” — Sharon Green Copy Share Image
Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it. — Lara Flynn Boyle Copy Share Image
“How much do you know about the Ten Commandments?" "Well, I know there's ten of them." ----- Daniel and Lucas” — K. L. Burrell Copy Share Image
As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I always felt that my way into comedy would be through my writing rather than my acting. — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life. — Celia Imrie Copy Share Image
“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.” — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“You want a lesson, boy? If you find yourself being born, climb back in as quick as you can, because life's a… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Knowing about comedy has helped me with the drama. To see people laugh, it's like there are moments of catharsis in the… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
“When someone detonates a suicide bomb, that person does not have career prospects.” — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person,… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
Vasan Bala is one of the best and has his own style of doing things. In his films, the humor is dark… — Harshvardhan Kapoor Copy Share Image
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
