I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
In comedy, it's very, very important to be able to open up so that people feel they're included. — Ian McLeod Copy Share Image
I love doing sitcoms. I love doing comedy. I love the whole shooting match. — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
“Okay, then, what was he like? Just give me something to go on so that I have a shot at him!' 'A… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Bands on tour are very good cultivators of what's the avant-garde of comedy. — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
“perhaps you three could continue this conversation when the ship is not under attack? Mr.Kadam said.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the water hole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“The whole telling part seemed a moot point now, but how could he explain what happened? Hey, honey, I’m an alien and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“At length the Turk turned to Larry: 'You write, I believe?' he said with complete lack of interest. Larry's eyes glittered. Mother,… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried to bribe a Korathi priest, Lukel?" Shuden asked pointedly. Lukel looked around uncomfortably. "I'd rather not answer that… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I knew she wouldn’t remember me,” Della said as she and Jordan once again sat at the table. “She had her head… — Carla Cassidy Copy Share Image
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one… — Rebecca De Mornay Copy Share Image
Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“When asked by her publisher why her work had not been submitted while on her honeymoon: "I've been too fucking busy or… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Anything goes when I perform. That's the way it's been since I started. I do whatever I want, and I know my… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Nothing, Basil. I’ll see you in a few,” Fine, and it’s Lord Basil.” Even in the bedroom?” Especially in the bedroom.” — Adrian Phoenix Copy Share Image
My whole life, growing up, I always wanted to be in comedy. I never felt comfortable doing the 'teen hunk' thing. — Dustin Milligan Copy Share Image
Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature. — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes. "I'm sure I'll hold out until Halloween." "That's already passed." "Exactly," I muttered” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“If you are thinking what the others think about you then you are confused”.” — Marcus Khaleeq Copy Share Image
“Didn't Frankenstein get married?" "Did he?" said Eggy. "I don't know. I never met him. Harrow man, I expect.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
“Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
With comedy, I think it's so important, especially in TV, to know and trust what the writers are writing and just have… — Jay Harrington Copy Share Image
“Locke sighed. 'So this is winning,' he said. 'It is,' replied Jean. 'It can go fuck itself,' said Locke.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“I allowed him to carry me down the stairs but was surprised when he didn't make it to the sofa.” — k.a. poe Copy Share Image
“Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a… — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman Copy Share Image
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I began my comedy as its only actor and I come to the end as its only spectator. — Antonio Porchia Copy Share Image
“Did you hear what I was playing, Lane? I didn't think it polite to listen, sir.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night, you were the same piece of S**t I know and hate in real life.” — Rodney Jenkins Copy Share Image
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not… — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
What I wanted to do was the comedy, and I found that. I found my bliss, I think. — Riaad Moosa Copy Share Image
“Marla said, "This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You know what the worst thing about adults is? ...They're not always adults. But that's what I like about them.” — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
