Humor Quotes · Page 442

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.

— Tabitha Soren

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“He tells his guys, you change the oil in a Nissan, you just can't kill it. You'll die before that car will.”

— Don Winslow

I enjoy both comedy and drama, and have had memorable experiences in both film and T.V.

— Jud Tylor

Stand up comedy is an odd way to make a living, one that is regularly tinged with both triumph and despair.

— Paul Sinha

“I was overreacting. I tend to do that when imagining someone wearing my skin as a cape.”

— Nadine Hays Pisani

“All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer.”

— robert owen

Most people in the world of comedy at least are multi-hyphenates, so people who direct are also writers.

— Judd Apatow

Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh cuz laughter not only add years to your life, but adds…

— Anonymous

“Don’t cry Meg. It’s not that bad.” “It’s not that bad? Ha! I’m thirty years old, with two black eyes, a swollen…

— Amy Johnson

“It took Evrial a moment to catch on—she was too busy wondering where Amaranthe had heard anything, since she was supposedly staying…

— Lindsay Buroker

“Even those fortunate ones among us who get sex right don’t necessarily feel compelled to talk about it. For all they know,…

— Michael Rittenhouse

I'm very confident that Nick Hornby always gets it right as a writer. He has the vernacular and passion. He is adroit…

— Pierce Brosnan

“For some reason when I type the word "love" in my iPad it keeps autocorrecting to "live". I find it oddly profound.…

— Annastacia Dickerson

I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure…

— Mel Ramos

Don't talk to me. Why not? Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing…

— JK Rowling

I think people will always want to go see a movie, whether it's a comedy and you want to see it and…

— Jonathan Levine

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

— Charles Dickens

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

— Anonymous

If 'Beauty and the Beast' teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter, as long as you're billionaire prince who owns…

— Meow

If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.

— Anonymous

Australian people are dope. They're so fun. They want to just have a good time, and they have a great sense of…

— Erin Heatherton

“Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better." "What, she'll stop hitting me?" "No, but you'll stop bruising so easily.”

— Dylan Perry

“Are you any good at it?" "Pulling idiots out of the snow? I'm the best.”

— Cynthia Hand

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

— Eric Sevareid

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

— Anonymous

I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and…

— Seth Meyers

A wise parent humors the desire for independent action, so as to become the friend and advisor when his absolute rule shall…

— Elizabeth Gaskell

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

— Bill Maher

The definition of comedy is 'unsafe space' - you can't control what people laugh at.

— Sara Pascoe

“There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.”

— Nadja Baer

Comedy is important, and I do not want to end up being recognised for just one genre.

— Pankaj Tripathi

No matter what is happening, the tool you need is always the one you don't have.

— Anonymous

“I want that little blonde bitch in the lobby to hear me screaming your name.”

— Aaron B. Powell

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

— Robert Mankoff

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.

— Ray Romano

“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.”

— Regina Griffin

“The name's Pepper like the spray, so I guess you wouldn't want me in your face!”

— Mike Ferris

“When he wakes up," Daniel murmured gently, "I'm going to punch him in the throat.”

— Stephenie Meyer

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

— Bernard Williams