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Seth Meyers

(1973) Writer United States

131 quotes in 363 categories

Saab admitted it used human cadavers as crash‑test dummies for certain tests. Meyers also shares a story about the International Space Station recycling astronauts’ urine into drinking water, and he mentions a new 7‑11 plastic wrap that keeps bananas firm for five days. The quotes blend bizarre science, quirky consumer news, and off‑beat humor.

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Seth Meyers is a writer from the United States, best known for Dr. Seth's love prescription.

Quick Facts About Seth Meyers

Born: December 28, 1973
Nationality: United States
Profession: Writer
Notable works: Dr. Seth's love prescription
Spouse: Alexi Ashe

About Seth Meyers

Seth Adam Meyers is an American comedian, television host, writer, actor, and producer. He has hosted Late Night with Seth Meyers, a late-night talk show on NBC since 2014. Prior to hosting Late Night, he was a cast member on NBC's sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (SNL) from 2001 to 2014. He served as SNL's head writer, as well as an anchor of the news parody segment Weekend Update, from 2006 until his departure from the show.

Quotes by Seth Meyers

I always thought I'd be a father.

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I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

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I would love to interview Sean Spicer.

Interview

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I'm not a tortured soul.

Soul

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I'm a bold man. I throw caution to the wind.

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Politicians don't say no to cameras very often.

Cameras

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The hands are the feet of the arms.

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My 'SNL' days of working through the night have come and gone.

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I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

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People who know me would not say that, at my core, I'm silly.

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Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

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It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

Being

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I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

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I think the greatest gift your parents can give you if you want to be a comedian is good taste.

Gift

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On Thursday a boy hid in a box. So, I guess that was a faster way to tell that story.

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People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

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Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what…

Construction work

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Injured New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, will be replaced by Matt Cassel an untested inexperienced back-up. Earning Cassel the nickname, 'Sarah…

Football

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Britney Spears was involved in another car collision on Tuesday when she hit the back of an SUV in Beverly Hills. Damage…

Beverly hills

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Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Lawrence Ellison top the Forbes list of the top 10 richest people in the U.S. having a…

Money

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A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg.

Cinco de mayo

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My parents introduced me to 'SNL,' Monty Python, and Richard Pryor probably way earlier than they had any right to.

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It was announced that Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 Miss America pageant. This is an early boost to…

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A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing…

Business

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My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age,…

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Although many in Chicago were disappointed, with the decision of the International Olympic Committee, Cubs fans took the news best as they're…

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On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've…

Inmate

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New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg on Thursday praised the Reverend Al Sharpton calling him a 'calming influence on the city.' Wow. What…

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People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job…

Day

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The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence…

Awareness

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According to the doctor who performed his autopsy report, Michael Jackson was mostly in fine physical shape when he died. The doctor…

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Louis Caldera, the White House Aide who authorized the controversial photograph of Air Force One over Manhattan resigned on Friday. May I…

Air force

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My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

Dad

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It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try.

Brain

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I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths.

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Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the…

Garden state

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A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. A fact that…

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Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, Morgan Freeman and Barbara Streisand will be recognized at the Kennedy Center Honors this December...as the worst version…

Barbara streisand

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New York's Edward Cardinal Egan celebrated Mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral on Sunday wearing a new golden robe given to him by…

Pope benedict

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It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about.

Animal

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