“Sociopath was really just a politically correct way to say "the devil".” — Jack Pendarvis Copy Share Image
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.” — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“They say every dog has its day, Ganapathi, but for this terrier twilight came before tea-time.” — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
“Heaven knows where I'll end up - it's a safe bet I'll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I… — H.P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Dad lost his job. Then he got a new job. Then he got his old job back and went back to it.… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
There is the fence of humour that makes light of any personal inquiry or tells a joke to deflect an intimate connection. — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore.… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
“But I’ve had floating heads for slaves,' Zayne answered. 'Their choice to look like that. Some do it for the humour, but… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“Every gay man should be familiar with Bert and Ernie." "And why is that?" Reece rolled his eyes, smiling. "Everyone knows that… — L.A. Gilbert Copy Share Image
“My anxious gaze swept the theater. "Don’t worry. I told them it was Sunday,” Ayden said as we sat down. “And they… — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, so scary . Oh, please, please, save me… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
I went to see Chris Rock on Saturday night here in Atlanta, and he made a statement in his comedy. He said,… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
“Brothers and sisters we are like one thing,like a soil filled with specialities such as caring and fraternity” — Lucas fenyane Copy Share Image
My brother nurtured the love of stand-up comedy in a skinny little black kid named Tony. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
“I guess if I'd really thought things through, I would have been prepared for the screams.” — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives. — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
The comedy community is very friendly right now. I think that's why you see all the synergy and people doing each other's… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every… — Tommy Davidson Copy Share Image
“I hate to say it, but it can’t be much of a dark conspiracy if a trio of first-year shlubs like us… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
I don't have a great sense of humor, but I do have a great sense of nonsense. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“My fellow, you strike me at present as being situated in the moon, kingdom of dream, province of illusion, capital: Soap-Bubble.” — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“There is no time – everything’s going on at the same time. How does that work?” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Having a co-host helps, because the humour comes through the banter you have with them. — Karan Wahi Copy Share Image
The purpose of laughter is to bring one to silence, and the purpose of silence is to bring one to laughter. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie. Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way” — Earl Mac Rauch Copy Share Image
The function of comedy is to dispelunconsciousness by turning the searchlight of the keenest moral and intellectual analysisright on to it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There's a real freedom in being involved in a comedy. You can lean into the silliness of who we are as people. — Harris Dickinson Copy Share Image
