To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in… — Jonathan Wutawunashe Copy Share Image
“The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than short riding up your crotch” — Kelly Barson Copy Share Image
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
“My motto for fashion: If you can’t afford to make an elegant statement, make a ridiculous one.” — Stacey Jay Copy Share Image
~I use humor instead of getting into that whole yes and no thing all the time. It's about just getting them to… — Marcia Cross Copy Share Image
“Perfect,” he groaned. “You are perfect.” He sank his teeth into her ass, hard, drawing blood. “And now you wear my mark,”… — Hanna Lui Copy Share Image
“After you are here, I will try not to become one of those parents who brag incessantly about their children, who force… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“So, sweeting, why were you threatening to throw Tate out of the house? What did he say?” Leather brushed her chin as… — Sharon Page Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty strong," he says. "I could cart you around on my back all day long. Hey, I could even teach you… — sebastien japrisot Copy Share Image
“Said by Colin the dragon: "It's somewhat bizarre to learn that many of you (humans)think that other humans are somehow different enough… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“It is naturally a sign of inner liberation when a patient can squarely recognize his difficulties and take them with a grain… — Karen Horney Copy Share Image
“It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively;… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“Only Bob Dylan knows which of his songs belong in the trash and which belong in the garbage. I’m so ignorant, I’d… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1) You tried your best. 2) I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back… — Sarah Orne Jewett Copy Share Image
When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor. — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
How would we survive without laughter? What a wonderful, free gift that we've been given as human beings. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“I wasn't particularly worried; running is overrated anyway, and sport only makes you sweaty and smug and wears out the knees.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed. --Doom with a View” — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“Good, I haven't written anything in two weeks except what I've written in my journal. And that is good? What kind of… — Dora Okeyo Copy Share Image
Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity.” — Sariah Wilson Copy Share Image
The comedy really comes from how badly you want these characters to succeed and with a comedy that's often hard. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Comedy is not my world. It's difficult for me, but sometimes you just have to go with it and have a good… — Jonathan Banks Copy Share Image
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? …If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
First off, no one award-wise ever rewards comedy, which is... whatever. I don't care about that. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I just think we need to have a little sense of humor about yourself and just live and learn, take some chances. — Cesaro Copy Share Image
“Miss Bennet was therefore established as a sweet girl, and their brother felt authorized by such a commendation to think of her… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“So we just roll in like Butch and Sundance ? You know they died at the end of that movie right ?” — jay crownover Copy Share Image
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
“So who do you suppose Imogene was last time around?" "Oh, that's easy," Haven laughed. "Attila the Hun.” — Kirsten Miller Copy Share Image
