Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking. "More or less," Arriane said” — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“I had it all planned. Or, not planned exactly, but I'd planned to make plans. Plans were very much part of my… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.” — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
“I'm madly in love with a sculpted piece of testosterone wonder called Haddock” — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“The Master Hunter and His Witty Ocelot Book 1: The Hunt for the Ancient Relic Mark Mulle PUBLISHED BY: Mark Mulle Copyright © 2017” — Mark Mulle Copy Share Image
“People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.” — Roy Saputra Copy Share Image
I'd always been quite wary of doing a romantic comedy. They all seem the same to me. — Jim Sturgess Copy Share Image
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
There's nothing more dramatic than the comedy I've done. Because the comedy I've done is to get to the audience, get them… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“For a man, he has to learn how to get along without a woman for periods of time. For a woman, she… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“That took a while." Frank was looking not at her but at his brother. She needed to tell somebody. "It was awful.… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
“You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I hope you’re not planning on kicking me,” he said, not even bothering to look up from his book, “as hard as… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“...the three cardinal tenets of rum drinking in Newfoundland. The first of these is that as soon as a bottle is placed… — Farley Mowat Copy Share Image
“If I hired one of the stock boys to chase me around the store with a licorice whip, I'd be thin by… — Jennette Fulda Copy Share Image
“I'd recognize that voice anywhere. Thick with humour, warm and rough enough at the edges t” — Ainsley Booth Copy Share Image
A tragedy can never suffer by delay: a comedy may, because the allusions or the manners represented in it maybe temporary. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Brains were no good to a working man; they only made him discontented and saucy and lose his jobs. She'd seen it… — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up. I was in a comedy team called Red Johnny And The Round Guy. — John DiMaggio Copy Share Image
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Calories," Emily said on a sigh. "The evil tiny creatures that live in my closet and sew my clothes a little tighter… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. — Esha Gupta Copy Share Image
“Love Is Like A Plant.We Give It Attention,It Grows. We Ignore It,It Dies” — Chris J.Farah Copy Share Image
I wonder if cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One popular saying was, "The boy who goes into medicine is too lazy for farm or shop, too stupid for the Bar,… — Volney Steele Copy Share Image
My comedy comes from the actual music itself - they're observational musical gags. I could take the music away and it would… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Driving a Porsche is like fucking a model. It will never feel as good as it looks.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray. — Joseph Joubert Copy Share Image
“I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can’t do anything about it.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Just because I have a sense of humor and use bright colors, people always say it's 'camp.' I'm just doing my thing.… — Hunx Copy Share Image
“Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.” — R.M. ArceJaeger Copy Share Image
A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable. — Moshe Waldoks Copy Share Image
“She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Women divided by ego and united by gossip , Men divided by women and united by beer” — Yash Gupta Copy Share Image
“Just for the record, I have come to fear all of your ideas in advance, simply from having endured enough of them.” — Violet Haberdasher Copy Share Image
