Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Je ne give a damn pas about le français, Les filles en France ne wear pas les pantelons” — John Knowles Copy Share Image
“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.” — A.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“Do you think why not is ultimately a better question than why? Why or why not?” — B.J. Novak Copy Share Image
I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“I caught my reflection in the tall mirror. I looked like one of Henry VIII’s wives who’d been told she’d soon be… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
There is no doubt I have offended many people. No doubt, also, that I have blasphemed. I sometimes try to offend as… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee! Mwa-ha mwa-ha! Kee kee kee! Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh! Gah guffaw! Hoo… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Eros mumbled something. "I'm sorry?" said Aphrodite. "Whatwouldjesusdo." "What would Jesus do?" said Aphrodite. "Let me tell you something. Jesus was a… — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
“FORGET you? How could I EVER forget you? Sure, I only remember the last nine minutes, but I know a BESTEST friend… — Guy Bass Copy Share Image
“Why it didn't occur to any of us that a well-known suicide spot would be like Piccadilly Circus on New Year's Eve.… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“Really! But weren't you fearfully tempted?' 'In the abstract but not in the concrete,' said Ursula. 'When it comes to the point,… — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
I watch drama. I don't watch a lot of comedy. Watching comedy is like work. — Marta Kauffman Copy Share Image
Ask anyone the best part of the classic comedy, 'My Cousin Vinny,' and they'll likely say Mona Lisa Vito. — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
And we need a full affront on an energy crisis that is real in California and looms for other parts of our… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I wonder briefly whether a schizophrenic Buddhist would be At Two with the universe.” — John Dolan Copy Share Image
When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
Older actresses apparently have no sense of humor about being older actresses. — Ti West Copy Share Image
“Excercise is nothing more than a depressing reminder that one is not a god.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“All Bach's last movements are like the running of a sewing machine. (on Bach)” — Arnold Bax Copy Share Image
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I’d eat dirt,” I said, “at least dirt isn’t overpriced."… — Garrison Kelly Copy Share Image
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to trust our own decisions, but we have no options. We have to do that in order to be all… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Nick felt a tear rise to his eye at the thought of the child's utter innocence of hangovers.” — Alan Hollinghurst Copy Share Image
You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not. — Kurt Russell Copy Share Image
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Jesca returned the smile. 'You are a brave one--or perhaps foolhardy.' 'Difficult to tell,' Cope said cheerily.” — Steve Rzasa Copy Share Image
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
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