“Never allow yourself to be sapped of your extraordinary energy that is the necessary ingredient for creating something new and progressive.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“She laughed and unfastened her bra, unleashing her breasts like attack dogs” — Nev Fountain Copy Share Image
“Great men are not known by their sizes, but by the greatness in their characters” — OladosuOlatayo Copy Share Image
“How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor. — David Lambert Copy Share Image
“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk past again?” — Jane Seabrook Copy Share Image
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
It seems to me at this moment that laughing is a serious thing, that it connects us with truth and love and… — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“The white man comes, pale as the dawn, with a load of thought, with a slumbering intelligence as a fire raked up,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“The one undeniable benefit of having spent some time in the closet is that it nurtures a talent that you can fall… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Groundhog Day was pretty clean. It may have to do with some puritanical feeling that comedy is a forbidden pleasure in a… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“What never failed to boggle Daisy was how Judy Garland had only just arrived in this glorious colorful place and she immediately… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Davis spun back around, with a nod at Wilkins. “You know, I think Merriam-Webster here is right, Jack—you do have a glowering… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.” — Desiree Williams Copy Share Image
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” — Anatole France Copy Share Image
“This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America” — Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov Copy Share Image
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse. — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
“My stomach flipped. I stopped. This guy was trending in my mind big time.” — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
“Every man is a story book. It has drama, adventure, comedy, tragedy, fantasy, and romance.” — Sunil Thomas Copy Share Image
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“He's the navigator, he could probably find you a route to Hawaii underwater.” — Jocelyn White Copy Share Image
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy taste changes. It only changes slightly, but there's always a different angle, a different attitude. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
“There are many premium writers, yes? Tolstoy, yes? He wrote War , and also Peace , which are both premium books.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release. — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
“A true prince. One of the finest, least dedicated men in the whole world.” — Joseph Heller Catch 22 Copy Share Image
“I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?” — Carol Maloney Scott Copy Share Image
If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Is not the decisive difference between comedy and tragedy that tragedy denies us another chance? — John Updike Copy Share Image
Pretending that you're very busy talking over phone when you see someone you want to avoid or don't want to talk to. — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
