I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Suddenly, if I were to be seen in a sex comedy, it wouldn't be acceptable to my fans. — Alok Nath Copy Share Image
“Laughter is the plangent reflection of pain. Laughter acts as a tonic, the surcease for pain.” — Kilroy J. Oldster Copy Share Image
Comedy is not something that had necessarily jumped out as something I'd immediately go for. — Ed Speleers Copy Share Image
The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
“As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“My dad mumbled something unintelligible. "Woo!" Emmett suddenly boomed in his deep bass. "Go Gators!" Jacob and Charlie jumped. The rest of… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we're exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Father Pierre, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land, where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a… — Monty Python's Flying Circus Copy Share Image
I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my baby. There is a period of… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
J.K. Rowling Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness? J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.” — Myrna Ericksen Copy Share Image
“He could do this. He'd survived boot camp. He'd survived combat and the harsh weather of Afghanistan. He could survive broccoli. Probably.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“I opened my mouth to respond, then decided to do that thing where you think before you speak.” — Jessi Kirby Copy Share Image
“She wondered what he looked like with his hat off and wondered again if he knew he was funny.” — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour. — William Ralph Inge Copy Share Image
Comedy is something that we can all share, no matter what language we speak or our background, it has the power to… — Paul Goodman Copy Share Image
I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her. — Jenna Dewan Copy Share Image
“Doubts, sure I have them, but they won't feed you or put a roof over your head.” — Hank Eng Copy Share Image
“Then she remarked that marriage was a serious matter. To which I answered: "No.” — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar carrying a harpoon gun.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad,… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He knew she loved him in that moment. Gabe never wanted to be part of the holy fight, but now he was,… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom!… — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer in the saying that goes, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans,' kind of… — Jacob Collier Copy Share Image
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I think the source of SpongeBob's humour is classic, and that's always appealing. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,” — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“You are not in a fit state to come here, if you can't come here without spluttering like a bad pen.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I love you , and I will never ever leave you. and I'm the sweetest liar you'll ever knew. — Ahw Copy Share Image
“You have points on the tip of your ears." she tilts her head and stares at me." like a big, tall elf.” — Pam Bachorz Copy Share Image
