Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar…

You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.

— Daniel Tosh

“... he wasn't crying for the woman who had died. He was crying for the woman she had been.”

— Sharon Sala

“Or perhaps it was the crying woman's mention of the unread library books, because truly there was nothing sadder, except a gift that a…

— Heidi Julavits

“You're crying?" "I'm a woman of the desert," she said, averting her face. "But above all, I'm a woman.”

— Paulo Coelho

Being caught crying by a woman is nothing less than a nightmare for some guys.

— Mazher (@mazher50

“Spending the next nine hours with a crying woman wal real close to the top of his "Avoid at All Costs" list right under…

— Tara Janzen

Being caught crying by a woman is nothing less than a nightmare for some guys. That's one of the reasons guys never express themselves.

— Mazher

“fifty years ago did Nathan Swain kill fifteen whales between a sunrise and a sunset. And that harpoon—so like a corkscrew now—was flung”

— Herman Melville

We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a whale.

— John Hope

Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.

— Anonymous

Nothing kills passion faster than an exploding harpoon in the guts

— Lara Flores

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

— Emo Philips

“American whale oil lit the world. It was used in the production of soap, textiles, leather, paints, and varnishes, and it lubricated the tools…

— Eric Jay Dolin

“The heroic and often tragic stories of American whalemen were renowned. They sailed the world’s oceans and brought back tales filled with bravery, perseverance,…

— Eric Jay Dolin

Have you tried to drive a harpoon through a body? No? Tut, tut, my dear sir, you must really pay attention to these details.

— Arthur Conan Doyle