“I don’t understand why some people would even try to categorize you. After watching “Duck Dynasty”, who would have thunk?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“After all, I was dressed in linen and so retained a certain capacity for nonchalance.” — Joanna Ruocco Copy Share Image
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
For indeed all that we think so new to-day has been acted over and over again, a shifting comedy, by the women… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humor And when I… — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I use Fiction to face Reality And write sweet Stories to avoid the bitter ones.” — Talia Copy Share Image
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
Comedy can be harder because if you aren't making the audience laugh, they're going to turn on you quicker. They'll go along… — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
“He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well,… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“You made the right choice," Roden whispered. "Though you did choose his name rather quickly. "He has a skinny neck. He'd have… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“Trust me, I never underestimate my charm or any of my other magnificent attributes. They work great on women. Alas, men tend… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
My humour is a mix of my parents'. I get the chatty, anecdotal stuff from my dad and the filth from my… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“Now, paper and pencils," said Miss Marcy, clapping her hands. Writing paper is scarce in this house, and I had no intention… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
“Nothing will get you anywhere with me," I exclaimed. "I don't know about that." He put on an introspective look that was… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
In all my content I don't really swear or use profanity, because I believe comedy can just be pure. — Michael Dapaah Copy Share Image
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
“Decker smiled and shrugged off their laughter. The humour was only barbed if you sat on the outside, and now he was… — R.D. Ronald Copy Share Image
“Next morning while imbibing his morning tea beneath his pink silken quilt Bernard decided he must marry Ethel with no more delay.” — Daisy Ashford Copy Share Image
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Some people say, "I only want to do God's work." How do you know what God's work is??” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?” — Heidi McLaughlin Copy Share Image
We call ourselves comedy writer-performers, and that encompasses everything, and I certainly have a very open mind about it. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Don't take candy from strangers. The people you know are strange enough.” — Kim Faulkner Copy Share Image
You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show. — Joe Klein Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities have a sense of humor, and combined with an outrageous event, sometimes the sky's the limit! — Chris March Copy Share Image
I'm too far to the left for some, too far to the right for others. I'm my own brand of comedy. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass.” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Look, tennis is a funny sport. I always try to do my best and play as best as I can. — Bernard Tomic Copy Share Image
“Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV?… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation. — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
There are a few genres that I am quite sceptical about, for example, horror and comedy. — Rohit Saraf Copy Share Image
“… a person who tries to use reasoning to explain faith gets lost in the wilderness of incomprehension.” — Janvier Chando Copy Share Image
“That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.” — Sophie Avett Copy Share Image
I've been a horror fan pretty much in the sense that my sense of horror and my sense of humor were both… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
