I'd love to do some comedy. Particularly French comedy, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms. — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of roles in comedy for women of a certain age to play, especially with a 22-year-old. — Eva Gutowski Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
On 'Sunny,' the main actors are adults, and we're all friends, and we all have the same sense of humor, so there's… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
“Josh likes to say he put the funk in 'functional'. Personally I think he just put the ass in 'embarrassing', but, hey,… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
In Australia, even the darkest subject matter has a little pinch of humor. A little sweet to make the sour go down. — Ben Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh. — Sreenivasan Copy Share Image
Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding. — Adam Page Copy Share Image
“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal people years to pick up on all… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up to my face, and I knew that when it got there… — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
“I almost died. Fortunately, my mother was a nurse. She gave me a shot of something, and things turned out brilliantly.” Lucky… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“I have been a little embarrassed always. But less so the last time. It will all disappear. You have such a delicious… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Sometimes there was humor in Max Vandenburg’s voice, though its physicality was like friction—like a stone being gently rubbed across a large… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Well, I just don’t want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
“Ha my father just tried to put some music on that wasn't Buble. I just shut his ass the f**k down. We're… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. — Teller Copy Share Image
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
I like comedy a lot. I love comedy. It's so much fun, but it's hard, too. — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
“Prospero the Enchanter's immediate reaction upon meeting his daughter is a simple declaration of: "Well, fuck.” — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Whether you think you're right or you think you're wrong. You're right." "If you think in pictures, write. If you think in… — Krista Kedrick Copy Share Image
“I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.” — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
“Let me not be sentimental, let the distance in time give me humor and irony and a shrewd, if loving, eye.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Humor - it helps to make the vibe better - it loosens up the vibrations. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
It's certainly strange to do sketch comedy with cue cards at midnight in a skyscraper as opposed to in a basement with… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
There's only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour. — Mura Masa Copy Share Image
“The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us” — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left… — Catherine Austen Copy Share Image
The real story of Netflix is complicated: an epic tale full of struggle, disappointment, drama, humor, and achievement. — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
“Laughter is magic that dispenses clouds and creates sunshine in the soul.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
