The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it. — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
With something that's not based just in comedy, you can be a bit weirder in a slightly realistic way. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
“There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.” — Ian Stewart Copy Share Image
“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far… — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
“I would offer congratulations were it not for this tentacle gripping my leg.” — Jack Vance Copy Share Image
Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go. — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.” — Barbara Harrison Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
You know, comedy's hard. With drama, you have a responsibility to the emotional truth, but with comedy, you have emotional truth and… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
“The Produce Gem grins from half-way down the chip aisle. “And I thought the cucumber choosing was detailed.” Cash. He was watching.… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Fletch is back from Austin, and turns out what sounded great on paper didn't match up to reality. He says its so… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I haven't seen comedy as popular as it is now since when I started, in the late 1980s boom. It feels like… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I don't believe in comedy as a TV genre - I think there's drama that is funny. Because beyond the laughs, there… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“Everybody, everybody, no matter what their position in life, has to give it up. Eventually, we have to let it all go… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Alaska’s like two thousand miles away from anywhere cultured. No offense, Canada.” — Meagan Macvie Copy Share Image
“Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!” — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. — Shifu Copy Share Image
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“We crossed a small but sturdy wooden bridge a little later, but no trolls were taking tolls.” — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
“Me and Mike, ve vork in mine. Holy shit, ve have good time. Vunce a veek ve get our pay. Holy shit,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I really am thankful that I got to do The Proposal movie the right way with people who taught me how to… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“Impertinent children ought to be given six coats of shellac and set up in public places as a warning to others.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“In all the daydreams she’d woven about her and Titus sharing intimate conversations, never once did they entail discussing corset burglary.” — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray… — Nichole Robertson Copy Share Image
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Growing up my brother showed me a lot of Cohen brothers movies, I guess that's where I get my dark humor from. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
“Rogan gave him a flat stare. Lesser men would’ve fled for their life, but Augustine was clearly made of sterner stuff.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead. — Mark Harmon Copy Share Image
I always saw myself doing comedy, so when I got the job on 'All My Children' it was not my thing -… — Chrishell Stause Copy Share Image
“Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing. — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact.” — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
I think empathy is romantic. I think humor is romantic. Kindness is romantic. I think those kind of gestures of caring and… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
