My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
“There is the only way to change your life and it is to make it better.” — Sergey Vedenyo Copy Share Image
I was the other man, basically. The OB which is lingo for original boyfriend not obstetrician was just ridiculous looking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is a very big part of life, and if you exclude humor from your book, you're not capturing a very important… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
If someone makes you feel wrong-footed, you're unlikely to find them witty. — Rosamund Pike Copy Share Image
Some of the best comedy comes from squeezing humour from tragedy and struggle, but the main pursuit of comedy should be laughter. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person.… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“it will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“You’re getting ahead of yourself, Danika!” she said bracingly. “One thing at a time. Those home things can be wrong! Don’t panic… — Madelaine Montague Copy Share Image
“Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
T20 is generally the fun side of cricket. You've got to have a sense of humour. Some days you can turn up… — Ben Stokes Copy Share Image
“But he said to his wife, sitting next to him on the couch in the TV room, that rarely had he seen… — Mark Wallace Copy Share Image
“[With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want is ANY kind of laugh. You get… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
“[Eugenides] looked from Eddis to the window, where the visible sky was already dark. He looked back, his gaze a little sharper,… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“Eriskigal, or as some say it, Erishkigal, is Morgan le Fay, Kali, Persephone, and Hel.' 'She's Hel all right,' Jarrah muttered.” — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else. — Michael Frayn Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on… — Alice Childress Copy Share Image
“What part of you is dead, my daughter?” I didn’t know—my sense of humor maybe?” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. “Christ, how can our family be mankind’s best hope?” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
“Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Saving damsels in distress is all in a day’s work for your friendly local vampire.” — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
“Lieutenant Tindall told me I'd find you up here tilting at putrid windmills. Now I know what he meant.” — Steve Hockensmith Copy Share Image
“I hate to tell you this, but it's not my birthday. Do I still get the present? ~ Michael McCade” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
![“[With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want is ANY kind of laugh. You get them to laugh, and great! - you've succeeded. And then it's "How FAST can I get them to laugh?" "How LONG can I get them to laugh?", "How HARD can I get them to laugh?". And then it…” quote by Jason Reitman](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/c06/jason-reitman-6741_children_with-comedy-and-wanting-to-make-people-l_192225.png)
![“[Eugenides] looked from Eddis to the window, where the visible sky was already dark. He looked back, his gaze a little sharper, and said, "You forgot me." Eddis shoved her hands into the pockets of her trousers.. "Don't lie," Eugenides said, pressing her. "You charged off in a haze of glory to…” quote by Megan Whalen Turner](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/997/megan-whalen-turner-1289_humor_eugenides-looked-from-eddis-to-the-windo_2446593.jpg)
