The essence of humor is sensibility; warm, tender fellow-feeling with all forms of existence. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
There are no words to describe you because you just super-duper special in my heart! — Alex Low Copy Share Image
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whatever dude, just as long as you're ok with carrying this thing out looking like Disco Barbie, it's cool with us.” — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“This is why I have trust issues. -A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me. — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal. — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
Comedy is the hardest thing to get right. I remember a joke we did in 'What's Up, Doc?' that didn't get a… — Peter Bogdanovich Copy Share Image
“But you never said anything! Not one frigging word, Lara Jean!” Automatically I say, “Don’t say ‘frig.’ ” “Not one frigging word,” Kitty… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
The Lampoon was definitely quite formative. You know there's a crazy like kind of network of comedy writers from The Lampoon that… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
Humor can prove to be the conversational lubricant you need to remove the tension from the most unpleasant management- and accountability-related conversations. — Clay Clark Copy Share Image
If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job… — Matthew Hayden Copy Share Image
There are only a few genres, horror and comedy, where you can get that immediate feedback from the audience. It's very gratifying… — Adam Wingard Copy Share Image
I think that's something that people don't realize enough about when they get into comedy - it's not just about sitting back… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
After making several tragic movies in a row, I was looking to do a comedy, and one without cynicism. — Ang Lee Copy Share Image
“Claire to Tony: "I know you enjoy coffee, I'd offer you some. But, the last time I got you coffee, it didn't… — Aleatha Romig Copy Share Image
“We Three Kings of Leicester Square, Selling ladies’ underwear, So fantastic, no elastic, Only tuppence a pair.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“Pennsylvania." The boys nodded appreciatively, as if Abby had said Emily was from Naughty Dirty Sex Land” — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
Comedy was not necessarily the thing that I thought it would be, but I was searching for something that felt scary to… — Rachel Brosnahan Copy Share Image
There is a kind of laughter people laugh at public events, as if a joke were a charity auction and they want… — William McIlvanney Copy Share Image
When the comedy community turned on me, I had a lot of reflecting to do. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The minute you celebrate narcissism, which on one hand is very complex, it's very ridiculous. You have to love oneself with humor. — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
“What a cheek. I do live a healthy life style. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don;t exercise, how much… — Lynda Renham Copy Share Image
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Laughter dulls the sharpest pain and flattens out the greatest stress. To share it is to give a gift of health. — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
I love mustaches with all my heart. There's just something about sketch comedy and mustaches. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
There are some things on which you can't place a value, your laughter is one of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thomas Chong is a bad influence on children because of his drug use and crude humor — Unkown Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you. — Gothsynster Copy Share Image
Comedy is my proper job. It's what I should be doing, and when I do other bits like my science series, I… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“These were wannabe elites who, once they popped on big-boy pants, would be infiltrating New York with their pretentiousness.” — Alexandra Martin Copy Share Image
Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
