“He stumbled out of his phlegmatic apathy, when she entered his life like an epiphany.” — Neelniki Copy Share Image
For me personally, being a comedian is having funny ideas and saying them: it's not just saying them. I need the complete… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“It is always dangerous when your enemy has a sense of humor. Ask Batman.” — ian mcdonald Copy Share Image
So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an entire Third World country will have to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“...I think I saw something orange pass beneath a streetlight. That means she turned the corner on Pecan Street. Wait right here,… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“As a general rule, if anyone ever asks you to put stockings on a ninety-year old deceased Romanian woman with oedema, your… — Caitlin Doughty Copy Share Image
“It happens sometimes that you accidentally star in a little public performance of your very own comedy, tragedy, or melodrama. You’re running… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I guess its time you officially met the lost boys," I said to Daniel. "Lost boys? You mean like that old Kiefer… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
“When I shoot, the ball bounces hard against the backboard, and flies wildly through the air, knocking the coach in the head.… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
“There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm no… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“In life there are going to be some things that make it hard to smile. Through all the rain and pain you… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
“Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“What the fuck does he think he's doing anyway? And when has running around in a figure eight ever helped anyone?” — C. K. Kelly Martin Copy Share Image
One does not contradict the other.Straight-faced is the basis of all decent comedy. — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty. — Bette Greene Copy Share Image
If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
“When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“If you’re in a street fight, you don’t go after a man’s ball sack. Respect the street code.” — Martin Reed Copy Share Image
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Often, contrasts bring art to life: the bright speck of paint on a dark canvas; the tightrope walk between humor and tragedy. — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is the greatest spiritual gift you can give to anybody anytime. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
“are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up, dressed-up, made-up, stuck-up, brainless parakeets.” — Shirley Hughes Copy Share Image
Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an… — Zachary Knighton Copy Share Image
“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“I have this weird, bad feeling," said another boy. "In my feeling parts. Like something bad is going to happen.” — M.T. Anderson Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see -Lars Ulrich” — Lars Ulrich Copy Share Image
“Love the overuse of exclamation points!!!! Yes!!! They add a lot of emphasis!!! to what your character is saying!!!” — L.R.W. Lee Copy Share Image
It's doesn't matter how different your characters are. Just find a common goal! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.” — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
“I must say the efficiency of this nation in condemning a man is simply astounding. - Margrave Royston” — Jaida Jones Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“How do you not let things bother you? By placing yourself out of the physical and emotional range of that which is… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
