I like the word Anti Psychotic it sounds like a movement against 'Norman Bates'. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world LIFE IN PLASTIC it's fantastic. OH SHUT THE FUCK UP — Barbie Copy Share Image
“Relaxing is hard to do at times. Worrying and agitation are even harder on the body and mind.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Laughter and irony are at heart reminders that we are not prisoners in this world, but voyagers through it. — Eben Alexander Copy Share Image
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I definitely need a girl that has a good sense of humor because there are some girls that are just very uptight. — Romeo Santos Copy Share Image
“Don't worry." Arriane stood next to Luce. This place is like a reject revolving door. People come and go all the time… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Zach shoveled another spoonful of Fruit Loops cereal with milk into his mouth. “It is not possible!” “How do you know? Just… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain - from a need to blunt the… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
“You may marry Miss Grey for her fifteen pounds but you will always be my Willoughby. My nightmare. My sorrow. My past.… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it's on a weekly critical basis or… — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
“You're my sister," he said finally. "My sister, my blood, my family. I should want to protect you" - he laughed soundlessly… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Karma is quite a resilient fellow. No matter what...he'll come back time after time and bite you right back in your assets!:)… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Well, I'd find sleeping with you a pleasant thing, but I'd prefer making love with you a few dozen times first.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I've been lucky enough to play many different roles from darker characters to family orientated shows to comedy. — Andrew-Lee Potts Copy Share Image
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all.… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
“Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was only twenty-five, much to young to die. Probably about the right age to become a complete hypochondriac, however.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right.” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth Sarah Kowalski!" "Whoa," Evan said in a low voice. "How bad does a word have to be to get you middle-named… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. — Walter Savage Landor Copy Share Image
We are very good Lawyers for our own mistakes and very good Judges for others' mistakes. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps… — Shane Black Copy Share Image
“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Words to a writer is like notes to a musician, both know when they are off key.” — June Davidson Copy Share Image
I feel that if you can play on the streets or in a comedy club, then in a theatre it's a doddle… — Simon McBurney Copy Share Image
I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
David Ayer is known for being a very serious filmmaker, but he has a very great sense of humor. — Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Copy Share Image
