Humor Quotes · Page 273

I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of…

— Holly Hunter

“Chances are, if we can't laugh at something, we can't think rationally about it.”

— Clay A. Johnson

Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“Optimism is the young boy who notices that a girl notices that he notices her.”

— R N Prasher

“Aubrey Davenport was dressed like a fop, had the manners of a fop, and appeared to have the intelligence of a potato.”

— Marion Chesney

I have always felt a comedy's story is undercut if you have a villain who is not really menacing.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

“Sundance, get over here." "Great - You've named me after a guy who dies in that movie.”

— Toni McGee Causey

One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected

— George W. Bush

“I will give you more pain than you can imagine. Your brains will leak out of your ears, and your bowels out…

— J.D. Robb

I can find the worst thing in the world funny. My humour is dark. If I'm talking about the worst situations in…

— Slowthai

“All around the smell of that necro-smoke, that nether-weed. And up and at the hedonist impulse, rejoice, rejoice, in the disconnect my…

— Benjamin R. Smith

“I don't know why people are afraid of lust. Then I can imagine that they are very afraid of me, for I…

— C. JoyBell C

“Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid…

— Michael Winner

“She thought of Robbie at dinner when there had been something manic and glazed in his look. Might he be smoking the…

— Ian McEwan

“TO A CHILD, BEHELD IN SUMMER RAIMENT Little girl, one lesser garment will suffice to clothe your crotch, Hide that undiscovered cavern…

— William Gaddis

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's…

— Betty White

I believe having 5 senses not necessarily you're good, common sense is the key and sense of humor holds the key.

— Richie Tien

FANTASTIC! There is such clarity and so much humor in Stetch’s playing! I have always loved that about him.

— Rufus Reid

I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that…

— Jane Lynch

“It is not summer, England doesn't have summer, it has continuous autumn with a fortnight's variation here and there.”

— Natasha Pulley

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all…

— Kate Bush

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

— Steven Wright

“Lots of people in history have only done their jobs and look at the trouble they caused”

— Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman

“One is forced to examine one's life when trapped in the wall by a Murphy bed.”

— Cheryl McKay

Someone told me to give my ex directions but I told them that DOGS can always find there way home.

— Stephanie

You know, the comedic and horror thing was the key to 'Zombieland,' which is a comedy first.

— Ruben Fleischer

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'

— Anonymous

“He had a matching bandage on his head. We looked like two idiots who’d decided to have a head-butting competition”

— Kim Harrington

'Monk' planted the seed that a procedural could have character and be quirky and have comedy.

— James Roday

If you don't like the people, you're just doing a sketch. Which, in most cases, is comedy minus some emotional backbone.

— Christopher Guest

“Plus, we are waiting until we can drink legally before we add in another.”

— Toni Aleo

“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.”

— Buffy Andrews

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama.

— Steve Guttenberg

“So that means that Peter..." I swallowed. "That his full name was Peter Parker." "Yeah" I burst into tears. "Oh, my God!…

— Michelle Rowen

Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid.

— Anonymous

“My love’s got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all…”

— Gary Hopkins

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since!

— Bertrand Russell

“Laughter paves the way for many things. It's one way to build intimacy between”

— Berkun, Scott

“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack”

— Mark Buff