Michael Winner

Winner knows nothing about food.

— Michael Winner

I diet between meals.

— Michael Winner

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN.

— Michael Winner

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

— Michael Winner

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

— Michael Winner

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

— Michael Winner

“Do not wait till tomorrow to be wise, For tomorrow's sun may never rise.”

— Michael Winner

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

— Michael Winner

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

— Michael Winner

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons…

— Michael Winner

“Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid…

— Michael Winner

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

— Michael Winner

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

— Michael Winner

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation…

— Michael Winner