“Did you think I wouldn't recognized a wolf wearing a t-shirt?” — Brittany Meyer Wolfsbane Brew Copy Share Image
“Sure, Bob Dylan had some good songs. But he could have been a doctor.” — R.S. Gompertz Copy Share Image
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“You can't rely on love. Love will let you down every time. Every. Single. Time.” — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
Growing up, a film was an action film or it was a comedy or it was romantic, but you don't really see… — Beck Copy Share Image
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
“There's one good thing about being in the bomb disposal unit: No superior officer is ever looking over your shoulder.” — Robert Edsel Copy Share Image
I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Women have no appreciation of good looks—at least, good women have not.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I think that everyone would agree that something that Marvel has done brilliantly is weave comedy into all of their action movies. — Dave Filoni Copy Share Image
When I was doing research on the M.C.s and spending time with these cats, one of the things that struck me and… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
“And every writer cherishes the dream of setting the young on fire, even if only by a cigarette butt tossed casually over… — Clive James Copy Share Image
Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines, action adventure, and, yes, even websites. It's the pleasure of… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
“You need to know where to go," Sanya said. "Yes." "And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance." "Yes,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed family movies anyway. And I grew up loving actors who could hop around and play in something very family… — Dan Stevens Copy Share Image
“My dad looks like Clint Eastwood. His half-Scottish, half-German face in repose is handsome but terrifying. I searched the audience for him… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Cricket Bell.” I smiled into my phone. “How did you get so wise?” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
