“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Gina. You were my dream. You’ve always been my dream. Don’t you see? You were always more important to… — Buffy Andrews Baseball Copy Share Image
“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.” — Buffy Andrews Adventure Copy Share Image
“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
