I don't have a story about how when I was a kid I wanted to do comedy. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
“Dej si panáka, holka! Brečet do skleničky je mnohem vkusnější než brečet jen tak do prostoru!” — Vilma Kadlečková Copy Share Image
“Somewhere near the Alamo, a bugle brayed: either that or McCulloch’s men had found some reason to torture a poor, defenseless donkey.” — Harry Turtledove Copy Share Image
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
“What did you think of him?" Cade asked. "Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy’s more full of shit than a duck… — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
“Why our poet chose to give his 1958 hurricane a little-used Spanish name sometimes given to parrots) instead of Linda or Lois,… — Nabokov Vladimir Copy Share Image
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details". — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it?" L. R.… — L.R.W. Lee Copy Share Image
“Why don't you use some sense and try to be more like me? You might live to be a hundred and seven,… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“The child probably overheard their voices; for, looking up to the window, with a bright, but naughty smile of mirth and intelligence,… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
When I was young, my favorite picture book was 'Fletcher and Zenobia,' written by Edward Gorey and illustrated by Victoria Chess. It's… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The script was just the best I'd read in a long time and I love the humor, which I wasn't expecting, and… — Stephen Collins Copy Share Image
“Wherever he found his speech growing too modern -- which was about every sentence or two -- he ladled in a few… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
For me, a lot of the humor comes not from innocence but from characters trying to figure out how to get what… — Akhil Sharma Copy Share Image
'Hill Street,' because of the wacky nature of many of our characters, really allowed us to indulge a kind of cheek-to-jowl juxtaposition… — Steven Bochco Copy Share Image
Back in 2004, Kellie Overbey handed me her play 'Girl Talk' to read. I fell in love with her brutally delicious humor… — Carrie Preston Copy Share Image
So many ethical battles..so many unethical participants! — Mishan Amithab Kasiparsad Copy Share Image
