If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now? — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Comedy is like music, and the way to make the best music is to have skilled musicians in your band. — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
“This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the "winter… — Sarah Zettel Copy Share Image
“In the world of your story, your outline is like the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, your characters are all Atheists.” — Jefferson Smith Copy Share Image
“...we haven't had any accidents for months now...Everything on that island is perfectly fine.” — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“Are you aware, Mr Mayor, then when casually scrying the streets of London, you stand out like a giraffe on roller skates,… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy. — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
“.."Find something that reminds you of Jack..." "Like what?" "The two of you were lovey-dovey. Didn't he ever give you.. I don't… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
I started out of course with Hemingway when I learned how to write. Until I realized Hemingway doesn't have a sense of… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
No matter what happens with acting, the fans who follow me because of comedy, or because of acting, those are the people… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive.""Laughter is good for thinking because when people laugh, it is… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
“Both armies liked to poison their weapons. They usually used the blood of Medusa, or spittle from Cerberus, the three-headed dog of… — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
As a dancer, I was always the physical comedy girl. I love it so much. — Anne Fletcher Copy Share Image
“All hen are created equal but some have more feather than others.” — Viken Berberian Copy Share Image
“The whole world is a sack of shit ripping open. I can´t save it.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
