“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad.” — Priya Kanaparti Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
'Scorpion' has so much humor and so much heart and a great deal of action. — Nina Tassler Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of stand-up comedy, personally. But some of them are incredibly skilled. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas. — Eddie Arcaro Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later everyone behaves badly. Some of us are just better at it than others.” — Kim Foster Copy Share Image
“Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice-versa ... otherwise, you might be toast.” — Alisa Dana Steinberg Copy Share Image
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
“Through comedy, we can touch core societal beliefs and transform them completely. I believe we can get to the truth of some… — Catherine Chen Copy Share Image
“Good find,” Ethan said. “Yeah,” Jeff agreed. “It’s pretty awesome. Like finding the Higgs boson.” Silence. “Aw, no physics fans here? Learn… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“The Park?" Gus asked skeptically, following him out of Kali's building and across the empty street. "The place with the homicidal poodle… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
I love a lot of comedy movies. I think I fell in love with comedy when I was younger. My brother and… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
“I'll be fine ' Pen told me a little curtly. 'Where are you going anyway ' 'The United States. Alabama.' 'Looking for… — Mike Carey Copy Share Image
“Her bone-white face lit up like she was at a surprise party. “Hear that, Dwyer? He called me ma’am! Stay forever if… — Aaron Starmer Copy Share Image
“So, Belle, what's new today?" Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
I feel the freedom of being able to find comedy in the darkest moments because it makes it way more interesting, I… — Kevin Durand Copy Share Image
Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
