“It's the only way anything will change. Because we are both mother and child, cause and effect, villain and victim” — Jason Najum Copy Share Image
“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger — Henry A Kissinger Copy Share Image
“I teach my kids that "hate" is a strong word that they should not use unless in extreme cases. BTW, I hate… — Ed Krassenstein Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
I could've ended up in action films forever. But the comedy thing has been my forte. — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“He already thought she was a weirdo, and this was just going to make her seem that much weirder. Did the bearded… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Thee'th not to be touched, the goat screamed, spraying spittle all over Zollo. Thee hath to be a maid, you foolth! Thee'th… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
There are definitely evergreen things that I'll always find funny. But in general, whenever I fall in love with something or find… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
“Never trust a fiction author. They spend countless hours making you believe in a world they created. They are among the best,… — James Ticknor Copy Share Image
In junior high, there were a lot of really ugly guys who were popular because they made people laugh. I was like,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
What you want in a romantic comedy, is to have two people that you want to see together and how do they… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
“Moist had seen the Falls before and that's just what they were...falls. Pretty good falls by the standard of falls, but once… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a comedy. I always told myself that I don't have funny bones, and then I was working with… — Lara Pulver Copy Share Image
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
“Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
