Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion. — Elizabeth Inchbald Copy Share Image
The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
The thing about comedians is, we're generally pretty smart. So, if we can be smart and funny, that is the victory. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Nothing is so impenetrable as laughter in a language you don't understand. — William Golding Copy Share Image
“I am astounded at how long it takes to discover... for the first time, the things I have learned... over and over… — Portia Nelson Copy Share Image
“Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Like hitting a baseball, comedy is very much about timing. To some degree, you either 'got it or you don't.' — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be -… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously. — Dan Auerbach Copy Share Image
“You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor,… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Well", he drawled."You do know what they say about guitarrists. I think nimbleness beats ball grabbing and body tackling any day of… — Ron C. Nieto Copy Share Image
The really authentic thing about humor is that anyone can pretend to be serious. Anyone who's ever had a job - in… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
GF mean girl friend right or it mean gorgeous friend BF mean best friend or boy friend how about beautiful friend so… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
When you're doing comedy, you're not trying to be funny. I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally… — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
I'm all about people that appreciate, that are grateful, that smile, that have a sense of humour - the dirtier the laugh,… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“flies can't help eatin' shit cause that's where their tastes lead 'em” — E.D. Lynnellen Copy Share Image