“Most of my relatives could start a fight in an empty room and then lie about who won.” — Simon R. Green Family Copy Share Image
Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Big corporations aren't always the bad guys; but it's the sensible way to bet.” — Simon R. Green Bad guy Copy Share Image
“Are you really as good as they say?” “No,” she said calmly. “We’re better.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“My Suzie, also known as Shotgun Suzie, also known as Oh Christ It's Her, Run.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me — Simon R. Green Alive Copy Share Image
“You know how it is, boss; you’re out on the town with a few friends, drinking it up; you’re young, you've got… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.” — Simon R. Green Gloom Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a major emergency and the almost certain death of the whole damned world to concentrate the mind wonderfully.” — Simon R. Green Death Copy Share Image
“It's always thoughts of family that drive me crazy, and it's always my friends who bring me back. Agents of Light and… — Simon R. Green Crazy friends Copy Share Image
“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Well, basically, I thought I’d cut the creature’s heart out and jam the suppressor stone into the hole,” said Hawk. “That should… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Who ... what are they?" "My pride and glory," Alex said fondly. "Betty and Lucy Coltrane. Best damned bouncers in the business.… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I ignored him, concentrating on Lilith. "According to the stories, after you were expelled from Eden you went down into Hell, where… — Simon R. Green Humor Copy Share Image
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
The harsh, unyielding reality of having to compromise your ideals bit by bit, day by day, just to achieve a few little… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court… — Simon R. Green Fantasy Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Though we nearly lost everything last month, when the mainframe got possessed by Sumerian demons, and we had to call in a… — Simon R. Green Computers Copy Share Image
“See, phrenology is this old Victorian science, which claimed you could determine the dominant traits of a man's personality by studying the… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Nothing is ever really lost. The memories of good friends and good times are always there, never more than a thought away.… — Simon R. Green Every moment Copy Share Image
“I finally found my way to the Really Restricted Section, where they keep the kind of books most scholars aren't even supposed… — Simon R. Green Book love Copy Share Image
“Were we in love, really? We were very young. And everything seems so sharp and intense, when you're a teenager. Emotions surge… — Simon R. Green First love Copy Share Image
It's tucked away in a quiet corner, shadowed and obscured, no part of the Nightside's usual bright gaudy neon noir. It doesn't… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“The Nightside CSI is only one man, pleasant enough, calm and easy going, and very professional. It probably helps that he has… — Simon R. Green Detective Copy Share Image
“I kept expecting the nurses and patients to come suddenly alive, and raise the alarm, or even attack us. Instead, the nurses… — Simon R. Green Nurse Copy Share Image
“The light may cast many reflections but is it still the light that matters.” — Simon R. Green Light Copy Share Image
When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you. — Simon R. Green Haven Copy Share Image
Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series) — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image