“What am I going to do with all these bodies?" Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively."I can't keep them, I don't have… — Simon R. Green Cupboard Copy Share Image
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn't have all his own fingers. — Simon R. Green Engineering Copy Share Image
“Families – can’t live with them – can’t take them down to the river and drown them all in sacks.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“So much for the element of surprise,” I said. She sniffed. “I’d rather have the element of naked threat any day.” — Simon R. Green Element of surprise Copy Share Image
What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover? — Simon R. Green Demon Copy Share Image
I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Let us take it for granted that I am careless and ungrateful and never appreciate anything you do for me and move… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I love to dance!" she said cheerfully. "Sometimes I think the whole world should be put to music and choreographed!" "This being… — Simon R. Green Dance Copy Share Image
“Never look back,” I said wisely. “All you’ll ever see are lost opportunities creeping up on you with bad intent.” — Simon R. Green Lost opportunities Copy Share Image
“Never get attached to possessions…. They’re just things and you can always get more things.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I chose to help people, because there’d been no-one there to help me when I needed it.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“To fight with demons, your intent must be pure. And even then, there's no guarantee you'll win.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone… — Simon R. Green Baseball Copy Share Image
Angel: And what will you do with the world, once it is yours?' N. Hob: 'Punish it, for not loving me. — Simon R. Green Angel Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy. I know what I’m doing. You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“They’re currently sulking, by the way, and comforting themselves by sending abusive e-mails to Bill Gates.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
