“Most of my relatives could start a fight in an empty room and then lie about who won.” — Simon R. Green Family Copy Share Image
“Big corporations aren't always the bad guys; but it's the sensible way to bet.” — Simon R. Green Bad guy Copy Share Image
Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Are you really as good as they say?” “No,” she said calmly. “We’re better.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“My Suzie, also known as Shotgun Suzie, also known as Oh Christ It's Her, Run.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“The truth might set you free, but there’s nothing that says you have to be grateful.” — Simon R. Green Grateful Copy Share Image
“No damned thing from the vasty deeps is going to get the better of me in my own home.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I am in charge, therefore I am officially the only one allowed to panic.” — Simon R. Green Anxiety Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do with all these bodies?" Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively."I can't keep them, I don't have… — Simon R. Green Cupboard Copy Share Image
After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end. — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.” — Simon R. Green Gloom Copy Share Image
“You know how it is, boss; you’re out on the town with a few friends, drinking it up; you’re young, you've got… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a major emergency and the almost certain death of the whole damned world to concentrate the mind wonderfully.” — Simon R. Green Death Copy Share Image
“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
I take it you know my companion?" Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please don't let… — Simon R. Green Companion Copy Share Image
Eddie Drood: Is this why we become agents? To play games, to chase after secrets that are rarely worth all the blood… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Toby had spent three years living in the East End of London, back when he was a student, an area that would… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I love to dance!" she said cheerfully. "Sometimes I think the whole world should be put to music and choreographed!" "This being… — Simon R. Green Dance Copy Share Image
“Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court… — Simon R. Green Fantasy Copy Share Image
“My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“What value can one ordinary man have in a magical world? What can a mortal bring to the affairs of immortals? Insight.… — Simon R. Green Character Copy Share Image
It's tucked away in a quiet corner, shadowed and obscured, no part of the Nightside's usual bright gaudy neon noir. It doesn't… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“The Nightside CSI is only one man, pleasant enough, calm and easy going, and very professional. It probably helps that he has… — Simon R. Green Detective Copy Share Image
“This isn't Hell, it's the Nightside. Thought sometime you can see Hell from here.” — Simon R. Green Hell Copy Share Image
Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going. — Simon R. Green Courage Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony. — Simon R. Green Irony Copy Share Image
Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends. — Simon R. Green Condiments Copy Share Image
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said. — Simon R. Green Comedy Copy Share Image
“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“No Tax on Liquor(also known as the Who’s for a Party Party)” — Simon R. Green Party Copy Share Image
“sometimes dreams are all that can keep you going. Give them up, and you’re dead.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Someone’s looking for a short sharp visit from the Slap Fairy,” said Melody.” — Simon R. Green Melody Copy Share Image
Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file. — Simon R. Green Principles Copy Share Image
The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising. — Simon R. Green Good hero Copy Share Image
“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee” — Simon R. Green Jubilee Copy Share Image
