“The greater the injury, the greater the fun.” — a celebration of poets Leinad Eibam Summer 2015 Copy Share Image
“If pain is a pot of boiling water, humor can be the rising steam.” — Cameron Conaway Copy Share Image
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in comedy is to have the biggest laugh at the end, and it’s the most satisfying thing. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good. — Giles Coren Copy Share Image
Humour was a big part of growing up. It was a valuable currency in our household to be funny. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“-Am I allowed to call you Grayson, or have you assumed a new identity as well? -He's Frank.” — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
For some reason, comedy just comes easily to me, and I feel like I can do it. I don't have any doubt.… — Andrea Anders Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“In the same way that the stewards of the Titanic were more concerned about the unemptied ashtrays on the bar than the… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I probably would never be able to direct a comedy because I'm not that funny. I don't have that funny bone in… — Luke Scott Copy Share Image
“No. This was a crude and adolescent way of talking to the fairer gender, it rarely works. When it does work, the… — J.C. Wickhart Copy Share Image
“Heroic," Crane told Baines contemptuously. "Old women, idiot children, bound men, you'll take on all comers. There's a three-legged stray dog hangs… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
