Humor Quotes · Page 212

“Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“Everything's temporary...until it's not.”

— Renata Suerth

“I’d rather be known as a freak than a science project.”

— B. Mauritz

I got everybody on my side through comedy.

— Ruth Buzzi

“Laughter is good for both the body and the soul.”

— Mike Meyer

Womens humor is part of the revolution.

— Dale Spender

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

— Ben Stiller

If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.

— Pablo Picasso

“Yours most sincerely, Peter Van Houten c/o Lidewij Vliegnthart “WHAT?!” I shouted aloud. “WHAT IS THIS LIFE?”

— John Green

“I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between midget siblings.”

— Jarod Kintz

“[...] Who are you?" He thought about that. "I'm a boy who doesn't exist," he said, eventually.”

— Kathryn James

“Ooh, I like this one!" Connor says. "'Diminished prospects for future.' Sounds like a stock report!”

— Neal Shusterman

I think the key to working with my husband is that collaboration in comedy is best.

— Casey Wilson

Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world.

— Trevor Noah

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

— Steve Martin

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together.

— Miranda Kerr

Watching comedy for the first time I felt absolutely on fire. I just couldn't believe there was this environment where people were…

— Mae Martin

If you enjoy and become a fan of Tony Rock, I really appreciate it! But, I do my comedy for me, so…

— Tony Rock

“I might also say, regarding reviews and reviewers, that I have yet to read a review of any of my own books…

— Edward Abbey

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes…

— Kevin Hart

“For God sake, quirky isn't something you date; it's something you make fun of until it totally loses it, runs to its…

— Drew Ferguson

“When I was a young and aspiring speaker, I sought mentorship from a man who had been a Dale Carnegie trainer for…

— Susan C. Young

There's an infectiousness to comedy. It's meant to be shared and spread, so I feel like any message that you're talking about…

— Jaboukie Young-White

“The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had…

— Jim Butcher

“Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.”

— John Kennedy Toole

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

— George W. Bush

The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.

— Frank Carson

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.

— Cynthia Lewis

In the world of comedy, having a partner is not the most unusual thing.

— Bobby Farrelly

I think empathy is undervalued in a lot of these comedy writers' rooms.

— Nell Scovell

“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

— Denise Jaden

“That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality.”

— Russell Brand

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

— Adam Brody

“In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.”

— Amunhotep El Bey

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

— Milton Berle

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

— George Lopez

I always loved comedy. I loved making people laugh.

— Andrew Schulz

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

— Oscar Wilde

“Wise people are fools not yet caught fooling around.”

— Aprillia J

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

— Sarah Silverman