“Hello, my name is Jaako and I am an addict. I am addicted to reading.” — Jaako J. Wallenius Copy Share Image
“I don't have to write to South West buddy. In an hour South West gonna come looking for me!” — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
“Maybe sex with him was a mistake, but on the other hand, some mistakes are like a good margarita—impossible to stop after… — Chloe Lukas Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
The reason you do this stuff - comedy, plays, movies - is to be seized by something, to disappear in the service… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians. — George Lucas Copy Share Image
Comedy and horror are both escapes, and entertainment is a beautiful thing. — Bonnie Aarons Copy Share Image
...he had long decided that abundant laughter should be the embellishment of the remainder of his days. — Henry James Copy Share Image
“Good. Well. Shit." Locke rubbed his gloved hands together. "I guess that's that. I'm all out of rhetorical flourishes.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Would it hurt him, just once, to do what she wanted and shut up about it? "If I wasn't sure," she snapped,… — Kendra Leigh Castle Copy Share Image
“You’re an English major, aren't you?” “Hey!” Immediately retreating, Keith swatted at him with a dishcloth. “Leave my brain alone. It’s resting.”… — Matthew Haldeman-Time Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Acheron: You're really not right, are you? Nick: Yeah. I know. It was all the paint chips I ate as a kid.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
“What you feel for me, is it caused by your vampirism, or do you yourself feel that way? Because, I mean, I… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“Let me soap you," he murmured. "Thank you for your good intentions," she said, "but my two hands are quite enough." "Even… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
![“The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look at my deals closely these days and try to come up with other projects and ideas, since this business [comedy] is about creating content.” quote by Hannibal Buress](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/57f/hannibal-buress-8402_attention_the-more-you-progress-the-more-you-learn_1453843.jpg)
