“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“In a word, in adversity she was the best of comforters, in good fortune the most troublesome of friends...” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When you finish a drama, you go, 'I can't wait to do a comedy.' When you finish a comedy, you go, 'I… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO.” — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
Drama is this incredibly vulnerable thing, but with comedy, you have to have a sense of rhythm and be very sensitive to… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
“There is no such thing as a dead language, only a dead lay that's a little too quiet for my tastes.” — Scott Jonathan Nixon Copy Share Image
“Just making the cement now, only takes five minutes." "I did it in four once," Pauly whispered boastfully to Johnny, "but if… — Clare Havens Copy Share Image
“Thorn grunted and the metal control fell from his spasming fingers. It bounced across the dusty concrete and I stomped down as… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll… — Jennifer Ellision Copy Share Image
People are texting and smash into the car in front of them - I think there is some humor in that. And… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They're superficial and… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
The real meaning of persona is a mask, such as actors were accustomed to wear on the ancient stage; and it is… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
After spending 460 days as a hostage, I did emerge a fundamentally changed person. But I think, like everyone does as they… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
I said: Please find attached. I never said there was an attachment. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
