Humor Quotes · Page 217

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

— Ray Liotta

How can there be inaccuracy in comedy?

— Michael Moore

“Writing is like pulling teeth out of your penis.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

— Dr. Seuss

“You said th' Magic was in my back. Th' doctor calls it rheumatics.”

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

'Fresh Meat' is the first comedy thing I've ever done.

— Kimberley Nixon

I think a sense of humor is the most important thing anyone can have.

— Carolina Herrera

Laughter was a part of the church services I attended as a child.

— Bil Keane

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.

— Cybill Shepherd

“It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.”

— Lemony Snicket

“Seduction, he knew, was both science and art—a blend of skill, discipline, proximity, and opportunity. Mostly proximity.”

— Dan Simmons

“He clenched his small fist, bellowed his rage to the heavens, and resolved to never again recognize the authority of any man…

— Patricia Lockwood

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it…

— Aya Cash

Dad loved movies, and I grew up with British comedy. My ultimate favourite is Peter Sellers.

— Mike Myers

“To be reborned many times over, you must unleash the power of inertia. But must you go out every time and reach…

— C.C. Wyatt

“Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I realized that I was okay with myself. I was quirky and withdrawn and loud, but I liked that. I smiled at…

— Anna White

“I grabbed a robe and a fireplace poker and headed down the stairs at a snail's pace. I was sure I loved…

— Holly Hood

“Bertrand Russell declared that, in case he met God, he would say to Him, "Sir, you did not give us enough information."…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Too many times, adults walk into situations, and people have already put them in a box: 'Oh, you write comedy.' Or, 'You're…

— Anne Sweeney

The English reputation for humour is a way by which people avoid revealing themselves and have superficial relationships, so that you can…

— Theodore Zeldin

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's…

— Lil B

“You like a cracker? What kind of cracker? Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want. Maybe just a plain cracker. I don't have…

— Neil Simon

“They used to say, "A penny for your thoughts". I have heard that zombies will pay up to $5 a pound for…

— Neil Leckman

I have no sense of humor about losing

— Rafael Nadal

“I think the Book burned it, poor guy.”

— Kami Garcia

“Since the dawn of time customer service has sucked.”

— Love T. Danielson

There's so much comedy on television.

— Anonymous

“Room service? Send up a larger room." [ A Night at the Opera ]”

— Groucho Marx

“You might as well humor me and let the Band-Aid boys check you out.”

— Pamela Clare

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

— Drew Magary

“I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am”

— Jayce O'Neal

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

— Dave Chappelle

Comedy and drama are both challenging to me.

— Nicholas Lea

That's my family; we have a very British sense of humour, very dry.

— Hannah Simone

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

— Sid Caesar

“Laziness is one of my best characteristics”

— Patrick Rothfuss

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

— Robertson Davies

“I made that up. You know Marcus. He got lost once in his own museum.”

— Rob MacGregor

“Saint Lassie smiles upon me! It's Coyote, with a bag of goodies.”

— Kevin Hearne