I much prefer doing comedy. I get a little paranoid when the audience is not laughing. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
I used comedy to deflect a lot of situations; if you make someone laugh, they don't want to punch you in the… — Mel Rodriguez Copy Share Image
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
“For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.” — Christian Lander Copy Share Image
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public… — Lana Turner Copy Share Image
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad… — Nigel Cole Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“High Maintenance; I don’t like to live in place that snows a lot, albeit I’d love to visit one. I won’t marry… — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
“Is what true?” I replied. I drew out the words. Only the sounds of the horses’ hooves striking the dry, packed ground… — L. R. W. Lee Copy Share Image
It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“I recall the story of the philosopher and the theologian... The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old… — Julian Huxley Copy Share Image
“The CIA currently has in custody two FBI agents and a Boston police detective who is demanding they pay for the damage… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“And private in his chamber pens himself, Shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight out, And makes himself an artificial night. Black… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“That was some powerful shit. Like mind and pussy-numbing, fuckilepsy inducing, reproductive organ-exploding powerful. You really are some kind of flogger wielding… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“I am asking Scribners to insert as a subtitle in everything after the eighth printing THE SUN ALSO RISES (LIKE YOUR COCK… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
